What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LilyV2]

My husband’s boxer briefs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing fuzzy glasses made for Elton John.

 

[Rj_1954]

A bee keeper's suit.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing anyone’s hands as a push-up bra

 

[caughtstrokin]

I’m not wearing anyone’s hands as a push-up bra

Yet…. There is always time!

I’m not wearing chain mail chaps.

 

[BDA73]

Not wearing my Jets jersey

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing basketball shorts during a baseball game.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a "Born Again" t-shirt in Hell...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a maroon top hat.

 

[ShaneoD]

A hat

 

[KinkyLaughs]

A Scottish Kilt

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a German maids outfit.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Chainmail

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a 12 inch strap-on.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pope’s hat on my wang

 

[Rj_1954]

A fireman's uniform

 

[Taegul]

A bib. I already ate.

 

[Thin59]

The other thread reached 5000 posts. I find it fitting to carry on with the old limit system, so its closure has been requested.

The rules of this thread are simple to follow. Let the world know what you are NOT wearing.

I am not wearing cornrows.

Not wearing my chastity cage.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing swim fins; too hard to turn over in bed.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a typical outfit from another dimension.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer: A fireman’s uniform
Real answer: underwear and shoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an outfit that wasn't worn by any of the previous users on this page.

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or furry pink handcuffs

 

[Rj_1954]

The Green Lantern suit...


Because I'm Batman...

 

[peekingone]

Golf shoes