What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ericalauren]

A purple cravat!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Hustling Jacket

 

[gisade]

It's not even 9am so the bra hasn't made an appearance

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bathing suit made from shag carpeting.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing those itchy ass Feed Sack pants I had to wear for the Fall play "Our Town" I was in my Senior Year of High School.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing those old school jodhpur pants directors used to wear.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing this (very official and authentic) nurse’s uniform because my patient is too far away
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not wearing this (very official and authentic) nurse’s uniform because my patient is too far away
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Well now I’m sad.

 

[ABiGuy84]

I’m not wearing this (very official and authentic) nurse’s uniform because my patient is too far away
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I think I need a Nurse, .. *cough cough "


Not wearing hospital gown.

 

[blulilacgrl]

A shred of dignity

 

[ydahecnot]

Cake

Er, I mean, assless chaps

 

[svengali_decL]

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Ohh my my, what a choice!
Luvverly.. *****

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a rat fur dress.

 

[Trubbycat]

Not wearing a vintage black and white striped prisoners outfit.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing the sheer hoodie just like this, but in black, that I bought a couple weeks ago
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[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes that are only visible in ultraviolet light.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I’m not wearing the sheer hoodie just like this, but in black, that I bought a couple weeks ago
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Wowszers.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am not wearing a sexy cookie costume….

Too bad.

 

[Wildfly11]

Not wearing a cock ring lol

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mouse traps as a poor man’s nipple clamps

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a ninja gi for training under a sewer rat.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Crocs, and never will.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not dressed for a formal event hosted by clowns.

 

[---E---]

A shirt

 

[LustyScribe]

St. Patrick's Day undergarments.
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