What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my snow angels dress...outside...in the snow

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 31 gallons of cologne.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing 31 gallons of cologne.

Thank you.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Any clothes...I am drying and cooling off...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing spurs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing your mother's wedding dress.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a secret service uniform

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any flies from the year 1986.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm not wearing any enticing babydoll nor silky dressing gowns.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing anything specially designed for hump day today...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the latest fashion in a very specific alley of Washington, D.C..

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather dress, dark hose and heels…. anymore…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my soup... anymore... clumsy me

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a miniskirt made entirely out of flapjacks.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a grass skirt...to f..king cold...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a miniskirt made entirely out of flapjacks.

Did you… eat your skirt?

Asking for a friend….

I am not wearing the remnants of the skirt John ate.

 

[EctoJohn]

Did you… eat your skirt?

Asking for a friend….

I am not wearing the remnants of the skirt John ate.

Nah, I didn't eat it.
The syrup didn't stick the flapjacks together long enough to complete it.

I'm not wearing a sticky mess.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Toe socks.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

fuzzy slippers

 

[Photog1rl]

Socks and my toes are cold.

 

[kyblue12]

Socks and my toes are cold.

put yer sock on woman!!!! cold toes are not good.... lol

and Ironically, anything but socks here.... because cold toes are awful

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm not wearing a formal dress.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing a sign that says "spank me" on it because it's just not time for that

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Sonic the Hedgehog's sneakers.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Anything comfy… have to wear work clothes like an adult