What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

My itchy burlap man thong....

(I'm on six threads tonight...)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a firefighter's hat.

 

[Daddydomtex48]

panties under my work outfit

Good girl

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Not wearing my fake smile

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shred of dignity.

 

[SherlockianMan]

A look of shock or surprise

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m not wearing a single fuck!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not dressed in a British policewoman's uniform.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my GI Joe orange jumpsuit.

 

[masterslave00]

AA cock cage - NEVER, EVER!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Not wearing clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Barbie doll clothes. There is no way they'd fit.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Not wearing the bib I wore for Taco Tuesday dinner and drinks.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm not wearing The Heart of the Ocean because she dropped it in at the end and nobody has gone down to get it for me!

*Raises hand to volunteer to go down for her*

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaBear
Not wearing my "I was raised in the Brat House" t-shirt

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything made from retired Muppet felt.

 

[Taegul]

A camouflage bow tie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a collar from @Hornymwtxn … I searched all over, I couldn’t find one! Dammit!

 

[SherlockianMan]

A straight jacket, but I may need one after this week

 

[BrendaBear]

A straight jacket, but I may need one after this week

I am not wearing @SherlockianMan ’s straight jacket… but I might actually enjoy that kind of thing, so… understandable why he hid it…

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my sexy purple underoose...

 

[Strixaluco]

Anything sexy atm

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hospital grown and a hundred of those censor stickers anymore.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a business suit covered in sawdust and lead paint.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a business suit covered in sawdust and lead paint.

Are too!