What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Dadoftwo87]

I'm not wearing my pirate hat

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a bandoleer of condoms.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the only pure platinum undies on the planet.

 

[Taegul]

X-ray vision glasses.

 

[Scarred65]

Well

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing the original VS Million Dollar Miracle Bra, worn by Claudia Schiffer in 2006. Unfortunately, it’s not my size
https://assets.teenvogue.com/photos/58167e2fb51e871830656ca2/master/w_800%2Cc_limit/victorias-secret-fantasy-bra-1996.jpg

 

[PixiePrincess1]

panties under my work outfit

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a wig hat and shades to match, high heels and an alligator hat. No pearls or diamond rings either.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Clown shoes, face paint and a red nose

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing anything that would cover my Birthday Suit. I have to show the world that...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the skin of a bear.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the purple costume of a ice skater...can you imagine an elephant on skates...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a wig hat and shades to match, high heels and an alligator hat. No pearls or diamond rings either.

how about a blue dress?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a fluorescent cock ring

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the crown of the King of Popularity.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm not wearing bikinis.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a frown...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing The Heart of the Ocean because she dropped it in at the end and nobody has gone down to get it for me!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bandana with a karate champion elephant on it.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's purple overalls when she works on her car...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes made from discarded bits of every other item of clothing named in this thread.

 

[MrJogger]

Glasses. Although I probably should be.

 

[Sammysub07]

what does one wear in a bath? Bubbles?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

what does one wear in a bath? Bubbles?

Proof

 

[Sammysub07]

Proof

Nice try. I’ve had a whole lot of me around lit lately! Your turn!