What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing body paint designed to look like Beetlejuice's suit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's Star Trek uniforms

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing a leather jacket, fedora, and bull whip no matter what certain people say

 

[Hipshot1554]

I'm not wearing a leather jacket, fedora, and bull whip no matter what certain people say

Bullshit, Indie! ...

 

[lilmissdarling]

Clown shoes and a red nose.

 

[Hipshot1554]

Clown shoes and a red nose.

Thank goodness!

 

[Qky75]

My comfy stay at home clothes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a black cocktail dress with heels and @Qky75 's cowboy hat.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing spaghetti sauce on my new white linen outfit.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing the "Best Friends Forever" shirt @TXRafe made us because we are in a fight and I'm pouting

 

[hotoldrguy]

A I am not wearing mesh underwear

 

[LostHorizon]

Long John’s

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my pearls for clutching, although I keep getting offers to be given new pearls

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the nooooodles from @Trubbycat 's spaghetti sauce

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Fozzie Bear costume.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am not wearing the costume of my DnD character. It's not Tuesday

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Yellow Big Bird costume because people are making fun of me...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pink rose petals stuck all over my body in full coverage, essentially naked but fully censored.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My left ear bud. I like keeping one ear open. Usually.

 

[munch2much]

My left ear bud. I like keeping one ear open. Usually.

My right ear bud …same reason. But also, I sleep in my left and my right one ran out of charge overnight.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a butt plug that forms a cat tail.

 

[Wriggle]

Undies. Now.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a paisley bodystocking with red Chucks and a gun belt.

 

[Wriggle]

I am not wearing a paisley bodystocking with red Chucks and a gun belt.

Good - that sounds awful.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a traditional peasant dress made out of licorice.