What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a green jacket, red jacket, pink jacket, or blue jacket.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Footwear. My soles are free!

 

[PassionsFlame]

Knee pads

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Knee pads

Beds are great mitigations for the lack of kneepads!

I'm not wearing body armor, to include but not be limited to kneepads!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a hospital gown, it's not proper for ballroom dancing

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a hospital gown, it's not proper for ballroom dancing

I'm not wearing a 30'+ tall mech suit, which would be proper for making ballrooms dance. Briefly.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my tight underwear. Just in case "ballroom dancing" takes on an all-new meaning on this lonely Saturday night.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Bellatrix Lestrange outfit.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a bright red banana hammock and white socks to slide across a wood floor.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a clear latex bodysuit to do Any Dancing in. And considering I'm allergic to latex it will be very itchy and raw...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I've heard of raw dogging, or raw fries, but - raw dance? "Wiggle it (*ow*) just a lil bit (*ooch!*) and make it.... blister?"

I'm not wearing anything alchemychal or heinous, currently.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a clear latex bodysuit to do Any Dancing in. And considering I'm allergic to latex it will be very itchy and raw...

I am not wearing a pink latex catsuit… and I am not allergic to latex (I don’t think)

 

[Rj_1954]

Lady K wants to dress me in baby's rubber panties...nooooo, please mistress

 

[dawn_of_night]

Socks...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Dawn’s purple silk nighty or her socks.

 

[fishnfool]

Clothes. Period. Zip. Zero. Nada.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a highly reflective suit that is so bright during the day that it causes car accidents when drivers get blinded.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing any clothing that would INHIBIT my highly reflective self from blinding drivers, causing accidents.

So drivers, best not tailgate me, or I'll REALLY flash you!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of the 1987 Houston Oilers.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a T shirt picturing Jean Luc Picard with the words: "Secret Power: Solar Flares!"

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 7 articles of clothing each a different color of the rainbow.

 

[PassionsFlame]

A bra. Yuck.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A bra. Yuck.

Hey now, bras make excellent wrappings for presents! But to be fair, I’m not wearing one either…

 

[Rm3452]

Snake skin pants

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yeah, direct skin contact is often more fun.

I’m not wearing olive oil, nor Olive Oyl neither.