What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

Restroom Break...

 

[Wageslave]

I'm not wearing a bag on my head

 

[Treeview]

budgy smuggler

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a pink baby doll nighty with matching fishnet stockings and a matching bow in my hair.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a pink baby doll nighty with matching fishnet stockings and a matching bow in my hair.

And now that I've got that mental picture before me, I'm not wearing a frown on my face.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a suit made from 1000 Yen notes.

 

[TattedPepper]

I'm not wearing clothes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing purple fishnet stockings with heeled knee high boots, a short leather skirt, and a leather halter top.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing my purple collar and purple bracelets
while I'm in the shower...

 

[Elayne_Hawke]

Pants

 

[Helgamite]

Pants

hmmm, and why are you wearing the rest?

 

[Elayne_Hawke]

hmmm, and why are you wearing the rest?

It said what aren't you wearing, pants just happens to be one article of clothing I'm not wearing

 

[Helgamite]

It said what aren't you wearing, pants just happens to be one article of clothing I'm not wearing

lol!
hmm, my imagination is running away now!

 

[Dubinsky]

A fennel wreath and paper pants.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my purple collar and purple bracelets
while I'm in the shower...
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Wait... you found with that has Brat right on the purple leather collar????

I'm not wearing one of those.... but I now need one.

 

[Rj_1954]

Wait... you found with that has Brat right on the purple leather collar????

I'm not wearing one of those.... but I now need one.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/165239...7623343fe%3A1652399768&organic_search_click=1

 

[BrendaBear]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1652399768/purple-leather-custom-rose-gold?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=purple+bondage+cuff&ref=sr_gallery-1-6&frs=1&cns=1&sts=1&content_source=3a28054932b14f48f8e5eeaad6cbaf17623343fe%3A1652399768&organic_search_click=1

$140? I don’t need one that bad…

I am not wearing an “I like Ike” t-shirt.

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaD
Any of these?
https://www.etsy.com/market/purple_bondage_cuff

There's lots I'm not wearing here!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing tight yellow spandex with blue shoulderpads.

 

[smtst5]

I’m not wearing my hockey pants

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a tin foil hat…
To bed? That would just be silly!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a shake-n-bake bag...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a dirndl dress

 

[Pad_Foot]

Not wearing a Bad Dragon Flint® Sheath

 

[SavannaT]

A bra lol