What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[~Elizabeth~]

Not

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing Zubaz shorts….nor am I holding the ball with the laces in.


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[MindYaBitness]

My full suite of armor & broadsword

 

[fsa52]

My Mickey Mouse Club ears

 

[Bambear99]

My full suite of armor & broadsword

Why not? I bet you could rock some chainmail.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing this to church on Sunday… again…

Fixed it for you.

 

[BrendaBear]

My full suite of armor & broadsword

OMG! But just think how much time that would save at the deli counter!!

 

[Trubbycat]

Fixed it for you.

How many ladies wear their strapons under their dresses to church? Just wondering.

 

[BrendaBear]

How many ladies wear their strapons under their dresses to church? Just wondering.

Wait… you mean some leave them at home???

 

[Trubbycat]

Wait… you mean some leave them at home???

I think when the Vatican said they didn't need veils anymore they got confused.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm going to Dicks Sporting Goods tomorrow to see if they sell them...

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm going to Dicks Sporting Goods tomorrow to see if they sell them...

to sell what?

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my jousting helmet. I sent it out to get teflon-coated.

 

[Rj_1954]

to sell what?

DICKS...
I don't need one though
wifey calls me one all the time, for another reason...

 

[Trubbycat]

I assume you have one already...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

How many ladies wear their strapons under their dresses to church? Just wondering.

Where did you get a strap-on from panties with pearls in the slit of the woman’s lips?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an evening gown.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing my special fitted dunce hat today

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Dick Van Dykes chimney sweep costume

 

[Seadog777]

I'm not wearing my "Stitch" pajama pants.

 

[Familiemom]

Anyting

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my ruby red slippers

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing giant oversized, heart shaped, sunglasses.

Mine may be club shaped, or even spades shaped… not saying…

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a killer bee costume

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Not wearing my ruby red slippers

Stealing them and running away.