What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a tin foil hat to keep the aliens from reading my kinky thoughts…

Well, that explains why they sped out of here blushing! Poor guys!

Not wearing my Intergalactic Porn Censor robe.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a “Goddess of Kink” tiara

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing a “Goddess of Kink” tiara

Can I wear it, then, pretty please?

 

[BrendaBear]

Can I wear it, then, pretty please?

Wait.. I thought you had it! Oh no!!

@Rj_1954 !!! Where is my tiara???

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wait.. I thought you had it! Oh no!!

@Rj_1954 !!! Where is my tiara???

Nope I borrowed it last month for a party but brought it back right after.

 

[Treeview]

...a pencil-thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket...

 

[BrendaBear]

Nope I borrowed it last month for a party but brought it back right after.

That’s right, I remember now. Because you were so thoughtful to have it cleaned first… thank you for that.

I am not wearing a Las Vegas showgirl outfit with one of those crazy hat things that are like 20 feet tall or something.

 

[BrendaBear]

...a pencil-thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket...

Wow… I actually got a Jimmy Buffet reference! I am amazed! Nice choice!!!

I am not wearing a cheeseburger in paradise that I spilled all over my blouse.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

That’s right, I remember now. Because you were so thoughtful to have it cleaned first… thank you for that.

I am not wearing a Las Vegas showgirl outfit with one of those crazy hat things that are like 20 feet tall or something.

Sure thing!

OMG, thank goodness they are heavy fuckers.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a t-shirt with “Ropes and Romance Required” on it.

 

[EctoJohn]

Anything with long sleeves.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @EctoJohn 's ghost busters uniform.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Wedding ring! Yay!

Sounds like congratulations is the correct response and welcome to LIT

 

[hotoldrguy]

A diamond choker.

rhinestone then?

 

[hotoldrguy]

That’s right, I remember now. Because you were so thoughtful to have it cleaned first… thank you for that.

I am not wearing a Las Vegas showgirl outfit with one of those crazy hat things that are like 20 feet tall or something.

Maybe a Carmen Miranda hat then?
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[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a braid.

 

[vibes]

Underwear

 

[Yesok1]

I'm not wearing a teen wolf costume

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing futuristic safety gear with day glow highlights….nor am I riding a motorcycle inside my computer

 

[~Elizabeth~]

rhinestone then?

Nope

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing futuristic safety gear with day glow highlights….nor am I riding a motorcycle inside my computer

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Great. Now I need to watch Tron again…

 

[Bambear99]

Great. Now I need to watch Tron again…

I thought the same thing right after I posted that.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my Gossamer t-shirt

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing my Gossamer t-shirt
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Is Gossamer trying to grab my boobs again? Sheesh!

I am not wearing Gossamer repellent.

 

[barefootgirl69]

IANW my sundress...but give it a few more weeks!!!