What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Shenanigans90]

Bow tie

 

[SherlockianMan]

Socks

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather studded chastity belt.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I am not wearing my E.T. finger light..

 

[Mav Unlimited]

A superman costume

 

[Gamine67]

I’m not wearing a Tokyo Yakult Swallows jersey.
(no ‘swallows’ jokes please this is BASEBALL and serious, unless it’s a really good one)

 

[Trubbycat]

A fishnet bodysuit.

 

[ydahecnot]

Clothespins

 

[BrendaBear]

A fishnet bodysuit.

I am not wearing a fishnet bodysuit either, but that is a really good idea! Maybe I should change.

I am also not wearing an Alice on wonderland dress

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a fishnet bodysuit either, but that is a really good idea! Maybe I should change.

I am also not wearing an Alice on wonderland dress

If you change we'll NEVER get there on time!

 

[Trubbycat]

I had a roommate who went to a Halloween party as Alice. Imagine a 6 foot doughy guy in that get-up. He did bring a sword though.

 

[MarkSand]

A Doctor John-style top hat with skulls and feathers

 

[beachbaby179]

Steel toed boots. Never again. I hope.

 

[Btq97]

The skin of my vanquished foe

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Ursula Andress’s bikini from Dr No

 

[SherlockianMan]

A kilt

 

[n8Romantic]

I am not wearing a toga.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a toga.

 

[Trubbycat]

You'd better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre med.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing Ursula Andress’s bikini from Dr No

Well, it's pretty old by now...

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a Seinfeld puffy shirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a pink spandex bodycon dress with matching heels

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

A cock cage

 

[Taegul]

My Scooby Doo lamp shade. Tonight is more of a My Little Pony lamp shade kind of night.

 

[Trubbycat]

A stolen Times Square Elmo costume.