What are we all writing right now?

[MillieDynamite]

Well, sorry to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining, but that's sort of what I do. Derail threads, I mean. Not piss on your leg.

A monkey wrench is a great tool for beating off monkeys.

I can't believe that it's taken more than 60 pages for this thread to derail.

 

[StillStunned]

Well, sorry to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining, but that's sort of what I do. Derail threads, I mean. Not piss on your leg.

I'm sure it will re-rail itself. If there's one thing the AH denizens love more than writing, it's talking about their own writing.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Guilty.

I'm sure it will re-rail itself. If there's one thing the AH denizens love more than writing, it's talking about their own writing.

 

[SomaSlave]

Well, sorry to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining, but that's sort of what I do. Derail threads, I mean. Not piss on your leg.

One person’s thread derailment is another person’s creative stimulation.

Speaking of which: if he was in the frozen tundra and his leg was frozen to a rail in the path of an oncoming train, would you piss on it?

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

It was, my goof. Miss Scarlet, with the revolver, in the hall, after striking Colonel Mustard in the face.

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1 + 2 + 2 + 1

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'm not fond of math beyond what figures go in and out of my banking accounts.

1 + 2 + 2 + 1

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

I'm not fond of math beyond what figures go in and out of my banking accounts.

Mostly I was just making a very obscure reference:

 

[Writer61]

It was, my goof.

Miss Dynamite, in the forum, with the inaccurate post,

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Trying to re-rail things because I managed to think I was on the post about not wanting to talk about AI:

I just finished my rough draft of my story (instead of the 3 poems that I already have ready to go) for the Winter 2025 contest. It definitely needs editing and to be typed up, but is my longest yet (39 handwritten pages, but since my handwriting is big, it will certainly not be 39 lit pages). Is it good? Probably not. But it's in a definite new category and I enjoyed giving it a try and only put a little tiny bit of submissiveness in (some day I'll write something with 0% submission, I swear!)

 

[MillieDynamite]

Pen and paper, how quaint.

Trying to re-rail things because I managed to think I was on the post about not wanting to talk about AI:

I just finished my rough draft of my story (instead of the 3 poems that I already have ready to go) for the Winter 2025 contest. It definitely needs editing and to be typed up, but is my longest yet (39 handwritten pages, but since my handwriting is big, it will certainly not be 39 lit pages). Is it good? Probably not. But it's in a definite new category and I enjoyed giving it a try and only put a little tiny bit of submissiveness in (some day I'll write something with 0% submission, I swear!)

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Pen and paper, how quaint.

Oh man, do I lose cool points because it's tablet and stylus?

 

[StillStunned]

Oh man, do I lose cool points because it's tablet and stylus?

If you stick a rabbit's foot on your stylus, you can write coneiform.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

If you stick a rabbit's foot on your stylus, you can write coneiform.

Another great use for those plot bunnies....

 

[cw5523729]

I'm writing a story about a woman who is surgically transformed into a large breasted giant fungus what is wrong with me?

Was she large breasted before the surgical transformation into the giant fungus?

#askingtheimportantquestions

 

[StillStunned]

I'm writing a story about a woman who is surgically transformed into a large breasted giant fungus what is wrong with me?

The breasts aren't real flesh, they're just a meat substitute.

 

[cw5523729]

The breasts aren't real flesh, they're just a meat substitute.

Damn, the vegans win another round! [insert shaking of fist here]

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

The breasts aren't real flesh, they're just a meat substitute.

We are getting dangerously close to eggs again...

 

[al55]

Was she large breasted before the surgical transformation into the giant fungus?

#askingtheimportantquestions

Nope, part of the fun is that the surgeon gives her huge naturals!

 

[cw5523729]

Nope, part of the fun is that the surgeon gives her huge naturals!

Surgically implanted fungus based naturals?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Trying to re-rail things because I managed to think I was on the post about not wanting to talk about AI:

I just finished my rough draft of my story (instead of the 3 poems that I already have ready to go) for the Winter 2025 contest. It definitely needs editing and to be typed up, but is my longest yet (39 handwritten pages, but since my handwriting is big, it will certainly not be 39 lit pages). Is it good? Probably not. But it's in a definite new category and I enjoyed giving it a try and only put a little tiny bit of submissiveness in (some day I'll write something with 0% submission, I swear!)

I did write a story with only humans a few months ago, but even I can't be entirely sure that there was nothing supernatural going on... If we keep trying I'm sure we'll both eventually manage!

Ya know, you the 0% submission, and me the 0% supernatural/science fiction.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

I did write a story with only humans a few months ago, but even I can't be entirely sure that there was nothing supernatural going on... If we keep trying I'm sure we'll both eventually manage!

Ya know, you the 0% submission, and me the 0% supernatural/science fiction.

Only...humans?! If you can do it, I can do it!

 

[NuclearFairy]

Only...humans?! If you can do it, I can do it!

XD I think it was only humans. I'm still not entirely sure that they weren't fairies. But they might've been witches, or a women's group of some sort.

It's a short story told from the guy's viewpoint so I didn't have to delve into it too deeply.

 

[cw5523729]

But they might've been witches, or a women's group of some sort.

Wait, there's a difference?

 

[Two21B]

I took advantage of a rare, mid-week, day off to finally start a new story. I didn't get as much done as I would have liked, but the seal has been broken, and that's always the hardest part for me. Anyway, I've got my heart set on a short, hopefully sweet, holiday-set tale for non-erotic readers. We shall see if I can stay disciplined enough to pull it off!

 

[Bamagan]

Wait, there's a difference?

Many modern women's groups are discomfited by witch covens, because the latter often still embrace brooms and cauldrons, which the former eschew as symbols of menial labor and outdated gender roles.