What a shitty Monday

[Boxstar]

Well since this horrible Monday is coming to a close I'd figure its time to vent on how shitty my day was.

It all started last night when I had to wait on tables of drunken college students till 3am. Whoever said that Sunday is the Lord's Day and that you are supposed to rest..I'm going to break their legs. I didn't get to bed until about 4am, then had to wake up at 9:30 to be at class at 10:15. I had to sit in an oven of a class room for 2 hours and 10 minutes, totally confused, while the profesor mumbled Spanish. Plus all I could think about all day was getting laid. Just one of those horny days i guess. So I tried to burn off some tension at the gym, but it was so crowded I had to leave after 15 minutes. So now i'm sitting here in my humid ass room, still horny as hell....with nothing (or anyone) to do.

Anyone else have this bad of a Monday....Maybe we can help each other through the last few hours.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

You go to class?

I used to walk into finals and people would stare at me.


"Uh, are you supposed to be in this class?"

 

[Boxstar]

Summer classes are a bitch. First off I had to pay about 1200 bucks for a four credit class. Like I said, it is 2 hrs 10 minutes, 5 days a week for 6 weeks. You are allowed to miss 2 classes without losing some percentage off of your final grade. We get so many notes every class, that if you miss, you get so far behind.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I wuz at the workin' people's University. But in the summer, the pretty people from the real colleges would come take summer courses.


We had a young lady in Speech, public speaking, whatever they call it, who insisted on being called "Muffy." No, really. You can't make this shit up. Everytime she got up to speak and said, "Hi, I'm Muffy," us trailer trash types would go all Beavis and Butthead!


Does that help cheer you a bit?

 

[Boxstar]

was she hot?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

We were all hot, A/C being what is is in a couple hunnert year-old building.

No. But, I like 'em kinda dirty, you know, as in, you could melt all that stuff!

 

[Boxstar]

exactly how old is a hunnert yr. old building?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

hehehehehe

Tin dickaids long!

 

[Boxstar]

hahaha...dickaids.....sounds like something you put on your pecker if you get a cut down there. I can just see it now...


Johnson & Johnson Dick-aids
"When the pain of sex becomes unbearable....Reach for a dick-aid.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I am cornholio! I need a dickey for my Bung Hole!
Do you threaten me?


Ohh, huhhuh, I kinda like that.

Whoa wait, Boobs! Sit down Butthead I can't see the TV!



Hope your tuesday is better!

 

[Boxstar]

Well now I'm not bored...but still horny.