What’s your most controversial opinion?

[curious_slut]

I love mayo

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

At this point, I'm assuming anyone I don't already know is an alt. Which is a shame for new people but...

Omg right? Fucking alts ruining everything.

EvilJasmine probably made 4 or 5 new ones in the time it took you two to post these.

Oh shit, you're right. Be on guard, everybody!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Omg right? Fucking alts ruining everything.

Oh shit, you're right. Be on guard, everybody!

Who? Me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who? Me?

@Pond_Dweller ?!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Pond_Dweller ?!!!!

Whatever happened to them?
I miss them.

People just don't talk enough any more...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Omg right? Fucking alts ruining everything.

Oh shit, you're right. Be on guard, everybody!

En guard!
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[base10]

Super judgmental people are really fucking miserable inside

 

[van_delay]

Handjobs are way better than blowjobs.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Handjobs are way better than blowjobs.

https://imgur.com/a/zH2udvc

 

[van_delay]

https://imgur.com/a/zH2udvc

I enjoy a finger in my ass during the handjob

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Handjobs are way better than blowjobs.

To each their own. But I'm calling the cops.

 

[MindYaBitness]

To each their own. But I'm calling the cops.

Right? We don't need these hand-job-sexuals wondering amongst the good people of Lit!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Right? We don't need these hand-job-sexuals wondering amongst the good people of Lit!

Handies are indeed awesome but it's comparing $5 bills to $20 bills. When my deeyuck is in someone's eager mouth and they're super into it, there's very few things better.

I enjoy a finger in my ass during the handjob

Ah okay, you're alright. But I encourage you to get more blowjays.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

If I mention it, the PG will be in an uproar

 

[__Nathan1968]

Right? We don't need these hand-job-sexuals wondering amongst the good people of Lit!

 

[bashfull]

That one should get 1/2 price admittance fee to a midget strip ahow

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

The next alt I see I'm calling the cops.

What's up, sexy pants? Cum here often?

Tee hee hee
X O X O X O
TNT

 

[van_delay]

Handies are indeed awesome but it's comparing $5 bills to $20 bills. When my deeyuck is in someone's eager mouth and they're super into it, there's very few things better.

Ah okay, you're alright. But I encourage you to get more blowjays.

I seem to have struck a nerve with all the "mouth people"

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I seem to have struck a nerve with all the "mouth people"

Nah, not at all. To each their own, mang. I do think handies vs. blowjobs is interesting to talk about though. Lol

 

[MindYaBitness]

I seem to have struck a nerve with all the "mouth people"

It's called an Oral Fixation, and it's completely normal because that guy Freud, who totally didn't write all his work whilst completely coked out, says it is!!!

 

[RjThoughts]

It's called an Oral Fixation, and it's completely normal because that guy Freud, who totally didn't write all his work whilst completely coked out, says it is!!!

Freud, I thought he created the sunny side up. You know, Freud eggs.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Freud, I thought he created the sunny side up. You know, Freud eggs.

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[RjThoughts]

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My daughter is rolling her eyes as we speak, even though she's NOT seen the joke. LOL

 

[dkak001]

Handies are indeed awesome but it's comparing $5 bills to $20 bills. When my deeyuck is in someone's eager mouth and they're super into it, there's very few things better.

I don't know man, gotta agree handies are better. I guess if you're average, teeth aren't a problem. When you're hitting molars on both sides, you think about more hand...

 

[lil_jenni]

Giving a hand job is boring AF. And because I'm going to be bored doing it, it sure as fuck isn't going to be better than my mouth, even if you are so fucking thick I can only get the head in. Trust me.