well, this explains a few things

werdsmith

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I had a "major" crush on the girl next door when I was 13-14 (who didn't). She was the same age as me, and she had a pretty hot sister about two years older. She was gorgeous, blonde, popular, etc....with a bit of a tomboy edge to her. We were really good friends and did everything together, but we never got overly friendly...

so...fast forward a couple of decades, and a mutual friend stumbles upon her Facebook page, and sends me an invite....yep, you guessed it...she's still blonde, gorgeous, and gay!!!

(her GF isn't bad either)...lol
 
I had a "major" crush on the girl next door when I was 13-14 (who didn't). She was the same age as me, and she had a pretty hot sister about two years older. She was gorgeous, blonde, popular, etc....with a bit of a tomboy edge to her. We were really good friends and did everything together, but we never got overly friendly...

so...fast forward a couple of decades, and a mutual friend stumbles upon her Facebook page, and sends me an invite....yep, you guessed it...she's still blonde, gorgeous, and gay!!!

(her GF isn't bad either)...lol

Falling for the lesbian.... Happens to the best of us, i'm afraid!
 
I did try back then, and got the "I really like you as a friend" speech, which looking back doesn't seem so bad, lol
 
Now, the only question left to ask is whether you turned her into a lesbian. :devil:
 
no, looking back on things with the benefit of hindsight, I think she was already there.
Some might term that a rationalization. :D

(And, no, one doesn't choose homosexuality, so, yes, she was already there. )
 
Why didn't you pretend to be a girl so you could get in her pants? That's what they do in the movies and after all the high jinx and hilarity everyone learns a valuable lesson and comes away from the experience all happy and gay. Not gay like gay gay, ya know, but just gay. You know. Well one of them is gay gay, but she was already gay gay to begin with. Anyway you should have tucked and gone for the glory. Oh, the anecdotes you could have regaled us with!
 
Why didn't you pretend to be a girl so you could get in her pants? That's what they do in the movies and after all the high jinx and hilarity everyone learns a valuable lesson and comes away from the experience all happy and gay. Not gay like gay gay, ya know, but just gay. You know. Well one of them is gay gay, but she was already gay gay to begin with. Anyway you should have tucked and gone for the glory. Oh, the anecdotes you could have regaled us with!
You don't watch a lot of European cinema, do you? :D
 
A lot more than I should, apparently! :D
I was actually asking. You, sir, have posited a Hollywood type scenario. It'd be PG 13 (although...hmmm...implied gayness...that'd make it a straight up R rated movie) and it'd be a feel good comedy.

The same movie, in Europe: it'd get an R rating for all the nudity and sex ('cause, hey, Europe!) but it'd not be very funny. *shakes head* It'd be a tragedy, with deep, dark moral lessons.
 
I was actually asking. You, sir, have posited a Hollywood type scenario. It'd be PG 13 (although...hmmm...implied gayness...that'd make it a straight up R rated movie) and it'd be a feel good comedy.

The same movie, in Europe: it'd get an R rating for all the nudity and sex ('cause, hey, Europe!) but it'd not be very funny. *shakes head* It'd be a tragedy, with deep, dark moral lessons.

This is all true - but in Europe the girl on girl scenes would be waaaaaay better.
 
This is all true - but in Europe the girl on girl scenes would be waaaaaay better.
Especially in Hungarian porn....or so I've heard.

I dunno about that... they would show more, but they'd also use harsh, unflattering lightning.
 
Especially in Hungarian porn....or so I've heard.

I dunno about that... they would show more, but they'd also use harsh, unflattering lightning.

There are some Spanish directors that would shoot it well. I mean, I'm guessing... :rolleyes:
 
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