freudian slips

[Justaguy6022]

We were visiting our out of town daughter and her family for Halloween. We went out trick or treating with them and their neighbor and her son. I always enjoy talking to the neighbor, I have a mild crush on her and she seems to like talking to me, too.

We had drinks alone the way, of course. The neighbor and I fell behind the group a bit and were taking about candy, and she said her favorite was Reese's Penis. We both just started at each other for a couple of seconds, then started laughing hysterically.

I'm sure others have either slipped or heard similar slips. Let's hear them!

 

[Andyfish]

I once happened to mention to an older woman that overripe peaches are also very juicy.