Well, if you do Vegas in January I might come...

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I have to be in Vegas late January for some biz, and if you are all still planning to meet I might drop by. Of course I'll be wearing one of those blue dots in front of my face, but I will be naked from the waist down.

 

[Merelan]

Damn, that's what I was going to wear.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wear it. We'll do an act.

 

[Thumper]

The "Blue Man Group" have closed their auditions.

Wear what your AV is wearing Merelan....thigh highs.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[RisiaSkye]

And I wish I could get thigh highs short enough to fit me right...for most people, they would be knee highs!

You see? I have the opposite problem. If it's thigh high on everyone else, it's knee-high on me. I'm tall, and I'm all leg besides. Big feh. Maybe on Hollywood Blvd., in a store that caters to drag queens.

Dixon, you're in Hollyweird, any ideas?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

You see? I have the opposite problem. If it's thigh high on everyone else, it's knee-high on me. I'm tall, and I'm all leg besides. Big feh. Maybe on Hollywood Blvd., in a store that caters to drag queens.

Dixon, you're in Hollyweird, any ideas?

You need a specialist store It is worth the look

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There's a Frederick's of Hollywood on Hollywood Blvd. just east of Highland. It's right next to an enormous costume shop, and Hollywood Magic. You should definitely be able to find something there.

On Santa Monica in Hollywood there are a couple of Erotic Cothes stores as well. Love their window displays.

Or try Snuggle Bunnie's closet, if you're a man who already sounds like a little girl and now you'd like to dress the part.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Not if you bring those two extra pussies with you. Roar.

 

[Merelan]

Why, she looks like a Vegas act like that.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She looks like what both Zigfried and Roy wish they were. (*Poof!* I'm a girl! *Poof!* I'm a tiger. *Poof!* I'm a poof.)

So, I've never been to Vegas. Any good Denny's restaurants there?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

yes, but Dixon darling ...

when you ask if I will "do" Vegas in January ...

do you mean both the men and women of Vegas or just the men ...

cause really darling that would be a lot of people for me to "do" ... no seriously ....

and dammit by then i sure hope that you would "come" ....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Well, I'm married, so...

I will not do a girl.
I will not do a boy.
I will not do a Shiksa.
I will not do a Goy.
I can not fuck a girl or man.
I can not fuck you, Sam I am.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhhhhhhh, you are married, Sam?

you cannot fuck me?
i understand, cheri ...

but if i were to do Vegas
and you were to cum

it would not be a booty call
if i were a boy or a goy
or even a blow up doll ...

sooo my dear Sam ...

i would not
could not
fuck you in Vegas
i tell you
this is the latest

i could not
would not
fuck you
here or there...

i would not fuck you anywhere ...

there's no biz
like showbiz
Iz I is.

 

[Merelan]

What? No to sweet Isabella. Damn, you are a strong man Dixon, or crazy. Not ruling out either one.

 

[Guru]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Dixon does Vegas!
Dixon does Vegas!

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Remember friends, whether in Vegas or a Rave party, don't hit on 16.

 

[Merelan]

Is it available on Dvd yet?

Editor's uncut edition?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm afraid I was circumscised, so there will be no uncut edition.

 

[April]

The ZZTop version of that song rocks.

Yes, I know that is meaningless.

 

[Merelan]

Ouch.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Viva Las Vegas ...

Dixon does Vegas!

eh, Sam? what's all this about darling?

now really cheri ...

if we cannot fuck ... maybe we can at least dance, n'est-ce pas?

hey i know what ... i will run out and buy a long sexy red wig ... and i can be Ann Margaret and you can be ....

well you can be Elvis dear ...
___________________________
well it was either this or
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" .... lol ...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I AM Elvis.

Except for the fat, the drugs, the cars, the sideburns, the young girls in white panties, the southern accent, the mother fixation, the dead twin and the cheesy high collared karate rhinestone jumpsuits.

Aside from all that, I AM Elvis.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm going to dress up like the Joker and fuck everybody.