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Dateline: The recent past, cinema showing Gangs of New York.
Grabbing my Goobers and beverage, settling into a seat with optimum viewing and no head-obstructions. I'm psyched to see the film and anxious for the reels to start rolling.
The screen flickers to life with its first light since I chose my viewing spot. Its still images of a movie scene, then its a real estate print-style ad, then a Coco-Cola print-ad. My displeasure surfaces as Giant advertisements are being paraded in front of me inside a location that I paid good money to enter. I'm quite annoyed.
Finally, before I get totally pissed, the house lights dim and moving images pour onto the screen.
Its a fucking CAR COMMERCIAL
I take a look around to make sure I'm not at home watching television. Sure enough more commercials come forth for several products I have no interest in. At least I paid to see the goddamned things. Now I'm vocally making my displeasure known, if only to vent.
Theres a gap as the commercial reel appears to have ended. I'm happy, for a moment.
Now ads for FUCKING TV SHOWS are beign shown.
No, I will not be watching Miracles or Dragnet on ABC. I'm at the movies, get this TV shit out of my face. Now, I'm livid at having had my time wasted with this bullshit, and being force fed this advertising shit after my cash gained my admittance.
By the time actual movie trailers come on I'm just hoping that normalcy is being reimplemented.
The movie kicked ass but damned if I didn't forget to grab a comment card and let the theater know how pissed I was. I'll be doing so in the future.
Fawking douchebags.
Grabbing my Goobers and beverage, settling into a seat with optimum viewing and no head-obstructions. I'm psyched to see the film and anxious for the reels to start rolling.
The screen flickers to life with its first light since I chose my viewing spot. Its still images of a movie scene, then its a real estate print-style ad, then a Coco-Cola print-ad. My displeasure surfaces as Giant advertisements are being paraded in front of me inside a location that I paid good money to enter. I'm quite annoyed.
Finally, before I get totally pissed, the house lights dim and moving images pour onto the screen.
Its a fucking CAR COMMERCIAL
I take a look around to make sure I'm not at home watching television. Sure enough more commercials come forth for several products I have no interest in. At least I paid to see the goddamned things. Now I'm vocally making my displeasure known, if only to vent.
Theres a gap as the commercial reel appears to have ended. I'm happy, for a moment.
Now ads for FUCKING TV SHOWS are beign shown.
No, I will not be watching Miracles or Dragnet on ABC. I'm at the movies, get this TV shit out of my face. Now, I'm livid at having had my time wasted with this bullshit, and being force fed this advertising shit after my cash gained my admittance.
By the time actual movie trailers come on I'm just hoping that normalcy is being reimplemented.
The movie kicked ass but damned if I didn't forget to grab a comment card and let the theater know how pissed I was. I'll be doing so in the future.
Fawking douchebags.