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[silverwhisper]

OK, i'll admit i'm appalled if unsurprised by the existence of christian-themed sex toys.

but would you buy/use one?

ed

 

[phoenix1224]

LOL.

I haven't seen that site in a while.

The cross reminds me of that scene in "The Exorcist"... "Fuck me Jesus! Fuck me Jesus! Fuck me Jesus!"

 

[eudaemonia]

[laughing too hard to read other poll options, you insensitive clod!]

This cannot be for real. The sacrilege is too stunning!

 

[bisexplicit]

jesus-fucking-christ.

(I've seen that before, it is terribly amusing, and there are oh-so-many jokes one can make.)

 

[Cockyfox]

I had a friend who was the daughter of a preacher. When her parents went out of town, she would turn all the crosses in the house upside-down and masterbate on her father's desk. Then she would masterbate some more on the couch in the living room under the big picture of Jesus. I think these things would be perfect for her.

Although, the butt plug shaped like baby Jesus is twisted!

 

[Donna_Ann]

I'm not especially religious... far from it... but these things really creep me out!

 

[Guest]

 

[Halo_n_horns]

OK, i'll admit i'm appalled if unsurprised by the existence of christian-themed sex toys.

but would you buy/use one?

ed

Holy fucking shit!!! That's some of the funniest crap I think I've ever seen.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm with you here. It seems to be just a tad bit beyond what a normal person would want to use.

One more vote here. Using those would make me feel like I was just asking for a lightning bolt to hit me.

 

[eudaemonia]

I sent the link to a friend. He said I was spending far too much time on a "porn" board.

Some people just don't get it.

There was a time in my life when I used to get off on thinking about, well, getting off in the confessional booth. Had I had access to a crucifix dildo I probably would have done it. Alas, those fantasies have faded dramatically the longer I've been away from the church.

 

[English Lady]

My stomach turns looking at that. Urgh. I mean I'm a Christian and I love sex, I write porn and I think God has nowt whatsoever against sex. But fucking yourself with a guy on a crucifix, a nasty, horrid, torturous way to die is just-urgh. Sticking an image of a baby (any baby) up your arse is more than a little worrying and that bloody buddha creeped me out.

I can see it's the ultimate "Fuck you." God thing, but I honestly find it completely disrespectful and well, sick.

 

[asian_princess]

Dating a minister...i've had my fair share of "divine" fantasies, even though I never had the repressed christian upbringing (maybe its just cos he's sexy as hell), but these.."things" made me laugh and cringe at the same time..kinda stunted my current web searching for butt plugs for a day or two i think.
Though the comment written for the devil dildo made me do a nose water spew..."kegelize the prince of darkness, stick him where the sun dont shine until he accedes that you're the master of the universe"

 

[mcopado]

Okay, I'm extreemly liberal and open minded and all....I have a collection of Jesus action figures (including Buddy Christ from Dogma, my favorite movie and Bobble head Jesus and the jesus action figure with "miracle glide action")

I have seen "nun" porn in fact someone posted a couple pics on the sex and spirituality thread...I've had my share of priest catholic girl fantasies....Even indulged in my ex-fiance's fetishe of wearing a schoolgirl outfit while I wore the above and having me spank her...In other words I'm pretty laid back where "sacriliguous" stuff is concerned...

I believe God's too important to be taken too seriously and all that...So it takes a LOT to push my buttons...

BUT....

I found it offensive...(So that must say alot)

But this I like....

..."kegelize the prince of darkness, stick him where the sun dont shine until he accedes that you're the master of the universe"

Of course there is the risk that it could open someone up to demonic possession...you never know do you???

 

[Moonlit]

Of course there is the risk that it could open someone up to demonic possession...you never know do you???

*laughing* That's a different way of looking at demonic possession... if one wants to look at it....



Don't know if I would try these toys...then again... *shrugging* they're just toys...it's what our minds attach to them that changes anything...

 

[Eilan]

I don't find the toys offensive, but it takes quite a bit to offend me. However, I wouldn't waste my money on them.

 

[SlickTony]

OK, i'll admit i'm appalled if unsurprised by the existence of christian-themed sex toys.

but would you buy/use one?

ed

I doubt it.

 

[pleasteasme]

Oh my....LMAO!!!

 

[TBKahuna123]

BUT....

I found it offensive...(So that must say alot)

But this I like....


Of course there is the risk that it could open someone up to demonic possession...you never know do you???

Yeah we're in about the same boat. I truly believe that to be able to laugh at ones religion is to be comfortable in it and doesn't make you undevoted or any of that. One can joke and poke fun at the sillier points of organized religion while still respecting God and your christian beliefs.

Call me a closed minded conservative nutjob if you like, but I think the "Baby Jesus Butt Plug" crosses that line into what I would call disrespectful.

 

[greeneyes666]

Hilarious!!!

I admit, I don't think anything is sacred, and this site totally cracked me up. I've never seen ones that you could stick to the wall before, where have I been?

 

[~Kitty~]

I find these just a tad offense.

I would rather have the "Fuck me Budda" model.

 

[mcopado]

Call me a closed minded conservative nutjob if you like, but I think the "Baby Jesus Butt Plug" crosses that line into what I would call disrespectful.

Yep, I agree with you there...

Oh, great sig by the way...I'm in walking distance to the arena where my citie's UHL hockey team plays...Big fan!