weirdest and kinkiest sex

[thewhitester]

I was thinking about all the strange and weird sex i`ve had and wondered what other people find a turn on.

 

[FurryFury]

Temperature play

Violet Wand

TENS

Water play

Spanking

Flogging

Rulers

Ping pong paddles

Wooden Spoons

Belts

Cutting boards

Ginger

aim

Sex toys

Saran wrap

Hot wax

Anal

Double penetration

Triple penetration

Oral

Food

and

more . . .

Fury

 

[WriterDom]

Never thought about adding a Ping pong paddle to my collection.

 

[Quixotica]

Never thought about adding a Ping pong paddle to my collection.

Speaking from experience, it is a wonderful addition to the implements collection. The paddle has an interesting bumpy texture. But they ain't the strongest tools in the shed. The one used on me broke pretty easily.

Or maybe it's just my buns of steel.

 

[the captians wench]

Speaking from experience, it is a wonderful addition to the implements collection. The paddle has an interesting bumpy texture. But they ain't the strongest tools in the shed. The one used on me broke pretty easily.

Or maybe it's just my buns of steel.

The one that was used on me broke on the thrid strike.

But I was really enjoying it.

In defence of the paddle, the guy that was swinging it did enjoy breaking paddles on my ass, so he may have been striking a little hard just to get it to break. I know he once set up a challenge to see which would break first, me or the paddle, so he struck HARD. The paddle broke that first strike.

 

[WriterDom]

Buns of steel. Good one.

 

[midwestyankee]

Furry, you forgot the insertable vegetables.

 

[gingermango]

What Fury said . . .

 

[Quixotica]

I was thinking about all the strange and weird sex i`ve had and wondered what other people find a turn on.

Okay, thewhitester. So since you are the Post Starter, I was wondering why YOU have not responded to your own post?

What about all the strange and weird sex you have had?

As for me... all sex is strange or weird to some extent. I swear, I end up laughing and giggling so much during even the most missionary of acts. This can really be a bother, so I have been told, when my mouth is full.

My response to that is "Don't the vibrations from my giggles make it even more pleasureable? Sir. Pleasurable, Sir !" And then I start giggling some more.

And I wonder why I get ping pong paddle broken over my heinie?

 

[Ice2000]

Okay, thewhitester. So since you are the Post Starter, I was wondering why YOU have not responded to your own post?

What about all the strange and weird sex you have had?

As for me... all sex is strange or weird to some extent. I swear, I end up laughing and giggling so much during even the most missionary of acts. This can really be a bother, so I have been told, when my mouth is full.

My response to that is "Don't the vibrations from my giggles make it even more pleasureable? Sir. Pleasurable, Sir !" And then I start giggling some more.

And I wonder why I get ping pong paddle broken over my heinie?

Someone buy Quixotica a ball gag quick!

 

[Quixotica]

Someone buy Quixotica a ball gag quick!

Nah, thanks for the thought, but it won't work. I just end up snortling, chuffling through the gag and snort cum out my nose.

Which of course sets me off again.

 

[FurryFury]

Furry, you forgot the insertable vegetables.

I have done those, since the carrot in my ass, I prefer dildos.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Never thought about adding a Ping pong paddle to my collection.

I like them a LOT.

Fury

 

[midwestyankee]

I have done those, since the carrot in my ass, I prefer dildos.

Fury

Remind me to send you a link to an incredible story about a cucumber.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Remind me to send you a link to an incredible story about a cucumber.

And that reminds me of the frind of mine back in college... found a 14 inch long, anatomically correct carrot... * I swear, we measured the thing!

We named it....





Wait for it!




This is sure to offend someone, no doubt!






Jesus Carrot Superstar!

(we were both huge fans of Jesus Christ Superstar and had just left a stage production, stopping by the store on the way back to her dorm...)

 

[shewantsmore]

lets not add them just do it

 

[FurryFury]

And that reminds me of the frind of mine back in college... found a 14 inch long, anatomically correct carrot... * I swear, we measured the thing!

We named it....





Wait for it!




This is sure to offend someone, no doubt!






Jesus Carrot Superstar!

(we were both huge fans of Jesus Christ Superstar and had just left a stage production, stopping by the store on the way back to her dorm...)

If you haven't seen Jesus Christ Superstar 2000, I recommend it. It is my fav DVD.

Fury

 

[fuzzy guy]

lets not add them just do it

Hi SWM....do what? Carrots? other veggies?



FG