Weird sexual things you’ve seen?

Back in the early 80s I was at the Indy 500 for practice the Friday before qualification. There used to be an area in the first turn called the Snake Pit. Pretty wild party scene where you never knew what you might see. My buddy and I were walking through and noticed a bunch of people around a van. As we got closer we saw two guys and a nude girl standing on top of the van. The two guys would hold the girl by the arms and lower her down the side of the van where there was a line of guys waiting to eat her pussy. One guy would lick her pussy for a few seconds, they would lift her back up and then lower her back down for the next guy. Not sure how long this went on before the cops broke it up.
 
One weird thing I saw was a man using a strap on to fuck his wife even though he had a penis and I didn’t understand the point of that?
Don’t get that at all . If a guy can get an erection and wants to go for a good half hour of fucking then get a cocking. It’s a no brainer and he’s likely going to wear out his partner well before that.
 
A GI bar in Berlin in the 50s, a young lady close to 20ish talking to us, three guys sitting at a table with another lady...drinking, and the conversation turned to scars. McElwee from West Virginia had a few stories and the young lady pops up and say's, "See I had an operation," and no shit, she pulls her blouse up, her skirt and panties down and points to a scar on her lower abdomen ending near her nether lips..telling us about her operation...and McElwee tells her "It look to me like you got hit with an axe."
 
What was that show on HBO? Real Sex? Fucking CLOWN SEX. That's the strangest, most disturbing thing I ever saw.

Okay, when I was first old enough to go into an Adult bookstore I couldn't believe all of the different DVD's they had...... oh craps, thousands and thousands of them. I was looking for one's with Gilf's, even at that young age i wanted to have sex with a grandmother. Anyway, I come to the section that has CLOWN SEX. ! you have got to be shitting me, right? Two years later I am driving through some rural hills near where I lived, and there is a VW pulled over to the side with their flashers on. I stopped to give assistance and as I was walking up to the car, The female clown jumps out and asks me for directions to a certain road. I had no idea, as those hills where transversed with all kinds of roads like a spiders' web. She thanked me anyway and I shuffled back to my truck with a raging hard on. WOW.... didn't see that coming, but I did later.

Not even closest to the weirdest but I can relate.....
 
A to-scale horse dick dildo as a strap-on, worn by a woman.

It was my first time seeing a non-human dildo. First time I was shocked, “they make horse dildos?”, I thought then remembered it’s the internet. Of course they make those. Not long after discovered the Bad Dragon company.
 
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