Weird sexual things you’ve seen?

[Bigboobbabe]

Yes plural. Deep and wide I drill them. I think you would like to be drilled by my rods.

I do like to be drilled.

 

[Dapperguy]

You like drilled, honeybunch? Then my rods will drill deep into you and you will experience the ultimate orgasm. That’s guarantee. I once drilled a woman’s urethra with a 22mm 15 inch long rod. I swizzled her urine and gave her the most flooding orgasm I’ve ever seen. I give her a sounding on a frequent regime. Would you take all of 15 inches into your bladder?

 

[MarksExperiences]

If I could, I would probably give BJs myself

If I could suck my own cock I wouldn't be married and I'd never leave home.

 

[Dapperguy]

If I could suck my own cock I wouldn't be married and I'd never leave home.

Cant you do that easily achievable act of self-love? Poor you.

 

[MarksExperiences]

Cant you do that easily achievable act of self-love? Poor

I've not found it easy. I don't know anyone else who can. Poor me. Yes

 

[HornyTyler1998]

Witness my best friend’s sister rubbing his thigh..really up high, in the hot tub. We were around 18.

 

[raceryz]

5 midgets, spanking a man, covered in thousand Island dressing.

Where did that happen? That's crazy
Hope they used fat free salad dressing

 

[Dapperguy]

I've not found it easy. I don't know anyone else who can. Poor me. Yes

I do it as a part of my fitness regime.

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Not sure it is weird, but watched a fisting session. Not for me, but the guy being serviced was sure demonstrative about how good it felt.

 

[Corbie]

Once at the zoo I saw a bear giving himself a blow job. He was sitting with his back against the wall, and was bent over sucking himself hard and furious. He'd stop, look around at the people watching him and then go back to.

 

[KentLondon]

What kind of olives do you use? Asking for a friend

They were the big green ones! Very tasty with some anchovy sauce.......

 

[MacGuffinn]

What was that show on HBO? Real Sex? Fucking CLOWN SEX. That's the strangest, most disturbing thing I ever saw.

 

[GlasDomDaddy]

The weirdest thing I’ve seen, well not seen, but wondered about is Japanese porn.

In Japanese porn you can see watch a Japanese women doing just about anything, stuffing their pussies with just about an thing they have at hand, you can watch them puking and be puked on and indulging in toilet play both yellow and brown to the extreme.

But as soon as the Japanese guy gets his cock out it is pixilated ????

Well showing the penis would be indecent so....

 

[GlasDomDaddy]

So..

My friend wanted me to fix his computer one day; a part was broken and he had to order a replacement so he procured an aged laptop from *behind the sofa*.

What you're feeling right now is foreboding.

He booted up the laptop and entered an unusually long password to log in. He opened a browser and slid the laptop over to me. I opened google and put the cursor in the box. This was back when if you paused for more than a second then your most recent searches appeared below the search box.

"Shemale Femdom"

I tried to type but the laptop froze, I looked at him and started talking. I wanted to spare him from embarrassment but he noticed and started trying to type. The laptop was frozen, the typing became intense like he was trying to hammer a nail.

So naturally I went home and googled it; for anyone curious

Shemale back then meant a trans woman with a penis, I'm aware it's a slur now.

Femdom means the woman is in charge so the guy gonna be licking feet, butt and lady penis.

So basically yeah, that was unusual.

 

[muddie684]

The weirdest sexual thing I've ever seen is my orgasm face in the mirror. I look ridiculous.

 

[plesmoreagain]

what the fuck is a "ball dildo"? hahaha

 

[plesmoreagain]

Ball dildo ???

https://www.balldo.com/en-ca

 

[plesmoreagain]

OMG lol

yeah kind of weird. I saw these rings that went over the shaft to keep a long cock go too far in hahahahaha

 

[vibes]

yeah kind of weird. I saw these rings that went over the shaft to keep a long cock go too far in hahahahaha

I still haven't understood what it is

 

[plesmoreagain]

I still haven't understood what it is

it was different size soft plasic rings that went over the erect penis so only part of the cock could go inside a girl

 

[vibes]

it was different size soft plasic rings that went over the erect penis so only part of the cock could go inside a girl

so he just thrusts without having to worry how far? ... for big ones

 

[Dapperguy]

what the fuck is a "ball dildo"? hahaha

I was once cald a ‘bald dildo.’ I don’t no why as I have a full head of hair and my pubes, when I grow them, are always present.

 

[KentLondon]

What are the weirdest sexual things you’ve seen?

When I was in a college Astronomy class, we took a class trip to the city planetarium. When we were there, the room was darkened so we could see the planets and stars better.

I noticed a female student in the back corner of the room and she had her legs spread. She was literally rubbing her clit intensely through her pink panties with her left hand.

It was one of those things which looked so bizarre to me that I almost disbelieved my eyes because I would have never imagined a female student masturbating herself in public.

I didn’t talk to the woman who did this. I knew her name. I have always wondered if this was a fetish she had of public masturbation and she waited for the room to be darkened to do it.

I didn’t watch long enough to see how much more she did it. And did she make herself cum? I don’t know.

By the end of it she must have been seeing stars .....

 

[joan_the_bone]

I am not offended; why should I be?

I agree. Not everybody shares what happens, but it does happen, and probably the numbers would surprise many people.

It is rather taboo so few will admit it even in an anonymous forum like this

 

[dave's thing]

Watching the biggest cock I had seen in R/L take my very tight FWB who desperately wanted to try it. She was only the 3rd person he had fucked besides his wife and first gf. It's hard to imagine it being weird unless you saw the action.