Weird sexual things you’ve seen?

I watched an anal sex video where they guy had both balls in her ass. Cock was out, just balls. Another one a guy came and it shot out the side.
 
It didn’t show him putting them in. I have to think it’s going to hurt!
Now that I think about it, how the hell would they go in? I've seen a few balls in my day but I don't think any of them would go in my ass. Maybe she had a really large asshole, but either way I imaging there would be a lot of pain for him.
 
In the cinema I went to watch a movie but was distracted by three people next to me. Of the three a woman sat between two men. The woman masturbated the two men throughout the length of the film. Their ropes of semen dripped down the back of the chairs in front of them. The moans of orgasm did nothing but distract me from the thread of the narrative. Dirty Rotten Lucky Bastards.
 
What are the weirdest sexual things you’ve seen?

When I was in a college Astronomy class, we took a class trip to the city planetarium. When we were there, the room was darkened so we could see the planets and stars better.

I noticed a female student in the back corner of the room and she had her legs spread. She was literally rubbing her clit intensely through her pink panties with her left hand.

It was one of those things which looked so bizarre to me that I almost disbelieved my eyes because I would have never imagined a female student masturbating herself in public.

I didn’t talk to the woman who did this. I knew her name. I have always wondered if this was a fetish she had of public masturbation and she waited for the room to be darkened to do it.

I didn’t watch long enough to see how much more she did it. And did she make herself cum? I don’t know.
Many decades ago in Cyprus: a Milf bar owner would dip olives in her pussy and then feed them to you. Her cigarette would follow and then she would offer it to your lips for a smoke. Word had it that she could squeeze the cigarette with her pussy lips and then blow out the smoke, but I never got to see that part of the show.
Oh my, I'm going back 50 years to just before the strife between Greece and Turkey. My big brother was stationed at the RAF Akrotiri air base, and there was a wife swapping scene going on in the married quarters ...... a couple of the wives invited me for some private fun.
 
Many decades ago in Cyprus: a Milf bar owner would dip olives in her pussy and then feed them to you. Her cigarette would follow and then she would offer it to your lips for a smoke. Word had it that she could squeeze the cigarette with her pussy lips and then blow out the smoke, but I never got to see that part of the show.
Oh my, I'm going back 50 years to just before the strife between Greece and Turkey. My big brother was stationed at the RAF Akrotiri air base, and there was a wife swapping scene going on in the married quarters ...... a couple of the wives invited me for some private fun.
I don’t know what it is about the military, but if you’re into swinging/hotwifing/cuckolding, then raise your right hand and sign the dotted line!😂

I was a single provincial kid when I first joined the military. The things I saw and heard about in the first couple of years with some of the married couples! I only had read about these things in Penthouse forum columns! I probably knew people that were into the lifestyle (looking back I highly suspect a dear aunt I loved) but it wasn’t out in the open like what I saw in the service.
 
At a night club bar, this guy discretely jerk off into his wife's hand. She casually grabbed an empty shot glass and scooped his cum into it. She ordered a shot and handed him his cum. They cheers'ed and then took the shots together right there in front of everyone... It was more hot, than weird I guess lol.
 
Now that I think about it, how the hell would they go in? I've seen a few balls in my day but I don't think any of them would go in my ass. Maybe she had a really large asshole, but either way I imaging there would be a lot of pain for him.
I once saw a similar scene, though the male also managed to bend his dick enough to feed it into her pussy then fuck her.
 
The weirdest thing I’ve seen, well not seen, but wondered about is Japanese porn.

In Japanese porn you can see watch a Japanese women doing just about anything, stuffing their pussies with just about an thing they have at hand, you can watch them puking and be puked on and indulging in toilet play both yellow and brown to the extreme.

But as soon as the Japanese guy gets his cock out it is pixilated ????
I find Japanese porn to be very erotic. Sometimes the pixelation adds to the tease factor but there are definitely times when I am screaming inside "let me see her damn pussy!!"
 
Many decades ago in Cyprus: a Milf bar owner would dip olives in her pussy and then feed them to you. Her cigarette would follow and then she would offer it to your lips for a smoke. Word had it that she could squeeze the cigarette with her pussy lips and then blow out the smoke, but I never got to see that part of the show.
Oh my, I'm going back 50 years to just before the strife between Greece and Turkey. My big brother was stationed at the RAF Akrotiri air base, and there was a wife swapping scene going on in the married quarters ...... a couple of the wives invited me for some private fun.
What kind of olives do you use? Asking for a friend
 
Not in person but saw pictures. I woman inserted a large tube of toothpaste into her pussy and squeezed it out. Some of it travels a foot or so. Looked like it might have been a bachelor party.
 
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