Weird sexual things you’ve seen?

[CurtGiles46]

What are the weirdest sexual things you’ve seen?

When I was in a college Astronomy class, we took a class trip to the city planetarium. When we were there, the room was darkened so we could see the planets and stars better.

I noticed a female student in the back corner of the room and she had her legs spread. She was literally rubbing her clit intensely through her pink panties with her left hand.

It was one of those things which looked so bizarre to me that I almost disbelieved my eyes because I would have never imagined a female student masturbating herself in public.

I didn’t talk to the woman who did this. I knew her name. I have always wondered if this was a fetish she had of public masturbation and she waited for the room to be darkened to do it.

I didn’t watch long enough to see how much more she did it. And did she make herself cum? I don’t know.

 

[Luganis]

The weirdest thing I’ve seen is a contortionist girl licking her own clit. That was really wild and all happened chilling after a photo shooting and too much booze, with a dare. It seemed impossible to me, but she did it…

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Some of the Thai sex bar acts, smoking a cigarette with their pussies, including puffing, shooting ping pong balls across the stage, picking up quarters off the top of my beer bottle.

 

[live4thebj]

I was at a strip club and this one time I wasn't paying attention to the woman on stage and instead had my arms folded talking to a guy next to me. She clearly didn't appreciate that because she grabbed my arms, ripped them open, then stared at me as she was walking backwards. She did a double summersault and landed perfectly with her legs wrapped around my neck and shoulders and her bald pussy bouncing in my face.

Guys were offering me money for my seat that night.

 

[Christy2Cum]

The weirdest thing I’ve seen is a contortionist girl licking her own clit. That was really wild and all happened chilling after a photo shooting and too much booze, with a dare. It seemed impossible to me, but she did it…

God I wish I could do that lol!

 

[Luganis]

God I wish I could do that lol!

If I could, I would probably give BJs myself

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Some of the Thai sex bar acts, smoking a cigarette with their pussies, including puffing, shooting ping pong balls across the stage, picking up quarters off the top of my beer bottle.

Same sort of thing in a bar in Seoul. Insertion of quarters and flipping them around, inserted a match and struck it to light my ciggy…all with her snatch!

 

[bobb_sledd]

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[RockHardKP]

God I wish I could do that lol!

Sounds like you have tried!!

 

[Christy2Cum]

If I could, I would probably give BJs myself

YES! Those of us who love oral sex and masturbate, that would be the greatest gift IMO!

 

[Christy2Cum]

Sounds like you have tried!!

TBH I have thought about it, then I look down and try and bend over and my boobs sort of block it and then I realize this isn't going to happen lol!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

God I wish I could do that lol!

If I could, I would probably give BJs myself

Either of you ask me nicely and I'll happily oblige ...

Sadly I'm too old, inflexible and badly equipped (OK, small) to be able to do it with mine - had the end in my mouth a couple of times but can't keep it there long enough or deep enough to enjoy it

 

[Christy2Cum]

Either of you ask me nicely and I'll happily oblige ...

Sadly I'm too old, inflexible and badly equipped (OK, small) to be able to do it with mine - had the end in my mouth a couple of times but can't keep it there long enough or deep enough to enjoy it

Owww. you are so thoughtful to help us out with that, thank you!
You got far closer than I ever did with actual contact, but then an advantage with placement and the fact that your cock points in the right direction where as my clit is going opposite, the odds are more in your favor!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Owww. you are so thoughtful to help us out with that, thank you!
You got far closer than I ever did with actual contact, but then an advantage with placement and the fact that your cock points in the right direction where as my clit is going opposite, the odds are more in your favor!

I was brought up to be polite and offer to help out if possible

So if you want to re-position yourself so that we align more comfortably, I'm sure we could come (cum!) to a mutually happy conclusion

 

[Christy2Cum]

I was brought up to be polite and offer to help out if possible

So if you want to re-position yourself so that we align more comfortably, I'm sure we could come (cum!) to a mutually happy conclusion

You are very polite to not mention specifics like 69 which I adore, sometimes I like to be on the bottom of it so he controls how deep it is in my mouth!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You are very polite to not mention specifics like 69 which I adore, sometimes I like to be on the bottom of it so he controls how deep it is in my mouth!

I am quite partial to a 69 too ... and of course I wouldn't dream of thrusting too fast and too far if the recipient wasn't ready or able to accommodate (even if I am only average at best)

 

[RockHardKP]

TBH I have thought about it, then I look down and try and bend over and my boobs sort of block it and then I realize this isn't going to happen lol!

I guess you just have to be content enjoying the taste off of your fingers

 

[MichiganBiker27]

TBH I have thought about it, then I look down and try and bend over and my boobs sort of block it and then I realize this isn't going to happen lol!

if your big boobs get in the way, that is a good thing ...

 

[Christy2Cum]

if your big boobs get in the way, that is a good thing ...

From a certain perspective I guess so, but not when I am trying to do this!

 

[MichiganBiker27]

From a certain perspective I guess so, but not when I am trying to do this!

is that the only thing restricting you access?

 

[plesmoreagain]

guy put a metal rod down his cock pee hole when it was hard. it gave me the chills lol hahahaha

 

[Christy2Cum]

is that the only thing restricting you access?

Will never know for sure, I'm keeping them lol!

 

[HordHolm]

I was with a couple of friends walking towards the sea in Normandy when we looked over to our left and saw a man, some hundred yards away, lying prone on a sand dune, humping it, jeans pulled part way down. That's some intense sensations, right there...

 

[MichiganBiker27]

Will never know for sure, I'm keeping them lol!

Perhaps you need some sort of traction / stretching device? My mind is racing now ... ropes and pulleys.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Perhaps you need some sort of traction / stretching device? My mind is racing now ... ropes and pulleys.

I appreciate you trying to help me with this, but I'm okay with others doing this for me when the opportunity arises.
It also seems like your mind has taken a turn towards bondage...