Weird Random Thoughts...post 'em here.

[garbage can]

Anyone resole shoes anymore?

I have a nice pair of Florsheims in my closet.

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

If a pig loses it's voice is it disgruntled?

How come I never hear about gruntled employees?

 

[glynndah]

I've had this stove for 10 years. Why do I still have to look to figure out which knob goes with which burner?

 

[FallingToFly]

Please don't ask me if I want to have sex with you while you're talkign to your girlfriend. Not only is it rude, to both of us, but you really don't want to hear an honest answer to the question.

There's a reason you have a girlfriend- so that I don't have to sleep with you.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Please don't ask me if I want to have sex with you while you're talkign to your girlfriend. Not only is it rude, to both of us, but you really don't want to hear an honest answer to the question.

There's a reason you have a girlfriend- so that I don't have to sleep with you.

Now, there's a solution to disparate sex drives.

 

[Darkniciad]

I often wonder if Bigfoot doesn't want to snap every time he lurches out of the woods to cries of "Bigfoot!", "Sasquach!", "Horny Wood Ape!" - and just grab one of them, shake the shit out of them, and scream right in their face "BOB! MY NAME IS BOB!"

 

[pellso27]

the glass was filled with the warm piss of his sister he slowly drew it close to his lips the drank the pungent nectur. What followed was his sister having lost the bet and now she must strip in front of her younger brother and let him do as he pleases with her.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I often wonder if Bigfoot doesn't want to snap every time he lurches out of the woods to cries of "Bigfoot!", "Sasquach!", "Horny Wood Ape!" - and just grab one of them, shake the shit out of them, and scream right in their face "BOB! MY NAME IS BOB!"

Actually, I wonder if Bigfoot has groupies waiting for him yet....

But that is freaking hilarious....

 

[Darkniciad]

Actually, I wonder if Bigfoot has groupies waiting for him yet....

But that is freaking hilarious....

He has groupies. The problem is, they aren't hotties in halter tops and short skirts, they're unshaven guys who haven't bathed in several days, with buckets of plaster and duct tape "hair traps".

He really needs to find a good director and lay down a new video. Even a classic can only carry you so far before it gets stale. May give Nessie a clue too. I mean, I know she has a brain the size of a walnut, but c'mon!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

He has groupies. The problem is, they aren't hotties in halter tops and short skirts, they're unshaven guys who haven't bathed in several days, with buckets of plaster and duct tape "hair traps".

He really needs to find a good director and lay down a new video. Even a classic can only carry you so far before it gets stale. May give Nessie a clue too. I mean, I know she has a brain the size of a walnut, but c'mon!

Hey, if Pee-Wee Herman has groupies, anyone has a chance.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Why in the hell did Perot endorse Bush again? Really! I mean, wasn't he against deficits, and Bush has given us our largest yet!

 

[TxRad]

I know several hat blockers and have had several hats blocked......

A $200 stetson ain't something you throw away......

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

I love you, baby.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Here it is - April 15. Usually tax day, but because it fell on a Sunday tomorrow is tax day.

Are you ready, have you done your's?

I keep having this niggle in the back of my mind that I have to do my taxes.

But, I then remember that I have already done them, way back in January!

 

[Alexandra1979]

My friend Sev claims that if Winston Churchill were an American, he'd have been a Democrat, because of his dislike of Prohibition and his pro-British foreign policy. Chris thinks it quite possible. Wonder what's true about that, if anything?

 

[Darkniciad]

What is the point of an eject button on a remote control? You still have to get up and take the damn thing out. There's no "pull it out and stick it back in the case and put in Spaceballs" button. So what's the point?

I suppose you could use it to scare the cat. They're always trying to lounge on electronics, clogging them up with fur, and random chunks of plastic jabbing them in the fat rolls hanging over the edge could possibly discourage the action.

Maybe that's it. It's not for ejecting the tape/dvd, it's for ejecting the cat...

 

[scheherazade_79]

When I look at the colour blue, do I see the same colour as other people when they look at blue? Or does the colour I've learned to call "blue" look different colours to different people?

How's that for random

 

[Vermilion]

I've had this stove for 10 years. Why do I still have to look to figure out which knob goes with which burner?

I have one of those. Use a felt-tip (magic marker?) to draw lines from the knob to the sign.
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[Vermilion]

When I look at the colour blue, do I see the same colour as other people when they look at blue? Or does the colour I've learned to call "blue" look different colours to different people?

How's that for random

I think about that a lot too... tbh, as long as you don;t call what everyone else thinks is pink 'blue' then it's not a problem and will just give you a big headache.
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