Weird Random Thoughts...post 'em here.

[elsol]

I will be the last poster on every thread on the first page!

 

[starrkers]

Why, when I need a cuddle, can I never find a cat when there's five furry freeloaders living here?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Suede floggers just feel so much better than rubber floggers

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Her face is never more beautiful than when she cums. Bloody hot dame!

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

"I fart in your general direction! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!"

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

"It's like those dreadful songs that are so boring! Now, knock it off!"

"I can take a little of the peril!"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why have I never met anyone who blocks hats? For that matter, why have I never met anyone who needed the services of a hat blocker?

I need a hat blocker!!

My fedora is flat.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I need a hat blocker!!

My fedora is flat.

I want a fedora!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I want a fedora!!!!

Sure, yesterday you wanted a beret.......PEEG.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Sure, yesterday you wanted a beret.......PEEG.

yesterday I wanted the stripey shirt with the red kerchief around my neck.

Now show me your boobs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yesterday I wanted the stripey shirt with the red kerchief around my neck.

Now show me your boobs.

You can't handle my boobs.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You can't handle my boobs.

Ok I'll just keep my hands behind my back and stare at them. Look but not touch.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Ok I'll just keep my hands behind my back and stare at them. Look but not touch.

Generally the best policy with dames of the Sapphic variety, mate.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Generally the best policy with dames of the Sapphic variety, mate.

PMSL!!

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

PMSL!!

PMSL?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PMSL?

Pissing My Self Laughing

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Pissing My Self Laughing

Oh, LOL....I'm still new to cyber-speak at times, love.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Generally the best policy with dames of the Sapphic variety, mate.

Shhhhhhh I'm trying to convince them I'm an ugly lesbian, and my vagina is just oddly penis shaped.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Could it really be possible that the "Song of Solomon" talks about fisting?????

 

[Alexandra1979]

Shhhhhhh I'm trying to convince them I'm an ugly lesbian, and my vagina is just oddly penis shaped.

Good luck on that one, sweetie.

 

[The_Fool]

You can't handle my boobs.

I don't want to handle them...I want to make love to them...

 

[Alexandra1979]

I don't want to handle them...I want to make love to them...

Can't blame you there.... Serious perving here.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Could it really be possible that the "Song of Solomon" talks about fisting?????

Only indirectly, Stella. I have all the dirty parts in the bible underlinded

 

[FatDino]

Why do most of the posts in this thread start with "why?"

Why did I just ask "why?"

So...why?

 

[Guest]

Only indirectly, Stella. I have all the dirty parts in the bible underlinded

What is underlinded?

Some secret sexual thing?