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sweetsubsarahh said:
Surprise and fear- fear and surprise.

Our two weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

Our three, three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

:D
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"Cardinal, put her in......the comfy chair!"

"Confess, old woman!"
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
He's sweet on me. Likes when I croon ballads.

;)
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Croon or moan.

I bet he loves it when you sing vibrato in key places.... :devil:
 
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

:D
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

:D
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"In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing." :D :devil:

How can you tell when you have carpal tunnel syndrome? :confused:
 
FatDino said:
When was sex in public first considered inappropriate?
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Not sure, but there are times when such rules are inconvient. On the other hand, there are young, innocent eyes that perhaps would be better off not seeing such things.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
“He must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.”
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"I'm getting better!"

"No, you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."

Russell Peters is fucking hilarious, btw. I love his stand-up routine. :cool:
 
“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”
 
You know that you're getting old when you have to explain to people who Judge Wapner was. :rolleyes: :eek: :D
 
"When Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the church door in Wittenberg, I don't think that he fully realized the significance of what he was doing...." :D
 
"You mean you left the bones in?"

"Well, if I didn't, they wouldn't be crunchy now would they?"
 
Suppose the Cavaliers had come to America instead of the Roundhead separatists? What might have been different today, had we not been founded by inflexible, upright people?


And another thing I keep wondering- suppose we had not imported all those cattle from Europe, but had, instead, domesticated deer?

Idle and weird thoughts, I think I'll pour me a second glass of two-buck chuck... :rolleyes:
 
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