Weird Random Thoughts...post 'em here.

[SEVERUSMAX]

It was a long time ago, my friend.

I agree.

LOL.

One doesn't begin to understand what being protective is like until one becomes a parent.

 

[Guest]

Orthodontists are, at heart, truly evil people.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You're getting that confused with Sher's hat couture.

Ah, okay.

It's official, I'm hooked on redheads. There's just so damn many of you who are super-sexy, seriously. I'll never lose the addiction now. Not that I'm complaining.

Or that blondes and brunettes are invisible, either, but red hair is a definite bonus.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Orthodontists are, at heart, truly evil people.

It's their puritanical approach to oral hygiene at fault. Got to watch 'em fanatics.

 

[The_Fool]

Orthodontists are, at heart, truly evil people.

Anyone associated with providing dentistry is sadistic.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Anyone associated with providing dentistry is sadistic.

Guess I should have gone into dentistry, then.

Well, it's probably no coincidence that dentistry was among the trades learned by Peter the Great on his European tours.

 

[Guest]

Anyone associated with providing dentistry is sadistic.

Ow ow ow. Spacers and more evil things done this morning.

I'm trying to drown it in rum.

 

[The_Fool]

Ow ow ow. Spacers and more evil things done this morning.

I'm trying to drown it in rum.

So....will you respect yourself in the morning?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Ow ow ow. Spacers and more evil things done this morning.

I'm trying to drown it in rum.

Ouch, ouch, ouch! I can still remember the weird feeling of Novocaine.

 

[Guest]

So....will you respect yourself in the morning?

Darling Fool, I don't respect myself now.

 

[Guest]

Ouch, ouch, ouch! I can still remember the weird feeling of Novocaine.

Oh, no Novacaine.

They just yank and pull and twist wires and add brackets and -

Well, you get the picture.

More rum!!!!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Oh, no Novacaine.

They just yank and pull and twist wires and add brackets and -

Well, you get the picture.

More rum!!!!

Damn, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[FatDino]

Why do singers close their eyes when they hit a high note?

Why do I do that also?

 

[Guest]

Damn, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Guest]

Why do singers close their eyes when they hit a high note?

Why do I do that also?

I don't.

My eyebrows go up, though.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

That's right, their chief weapon is surprise...that's all...just surprise...

 

[Guest]

That's right, their chief weapon is surprise...that's all...just surprise...

Surprise and fear- fear and surprise.

Our two weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

Our three, three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

 

[FatDino]

I don't.

My eyebrows go up, though.

Why? *innocently asked*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why have I never met anyone who blocks hats? For that matter, why have I never met anyone who needed the services of a hat blocker?

I know how to block hats...

 

[Guest]

Why? *innocently asked*

I don't know, really.

I have a degree in voice, I perform often.

The only time I close my eyes is when I am singing for my husband.

 

[FatDino]

I don't know, really.

I have a degree in voice, I perform often.

The only time I close my eyes is when I am singing for my husband.

Why? *looking innocent and batting my eyes*

 

[Guest]

Why? *looking innocent and batting my eyes*

So I can seduce his ass, baby.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Surprise and fear- fear and surprise.

Our two weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

Our three, three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!

 

[FatDino]

So I can seduce his ass, baby.

Ahhh....See I didn't get that

 

[Guest]

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!

Our four - No!

Among our many weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!