Weevil is the smartest guy ever

[Weevil]

True story. Today, as I got out of bed at around two I strolled out of the house to pick up the Paper. I was about halfway to the corner before I realized that I forgot to put on pants.

 

[cymbidia]

Did you at least have your good underwear on?

 

[Weevil]

Always dear

 

[KillerMuffin]

But was it clean underwear? You never know when you might be in a traffic accident and then the paramedics would see your dirty underwear when they cut it off of you in the ambulance. Don't embarrass your mother. Go, now, put on clean underwear. A 1967 Shelby GT 500 is heading your way.