We need new digs

[KyleW]

Look around you. This place is as dead. It's a tire fire cesspool filled with crack smoking political spammers. And bert's 27 alts.

Laurel wants us to believe that we live in the golden age of Lit. Well the only way this is the golden age is if you measure it by the number of posts in the playground and ampics.

So let's move. Hell no, not to ampics. Too many puss filled vaginas and tiny penises (sorry that no one views your thread sean).


But the playground is open to new management. Will we interact with those brain dead cybering psychos? No, just like we don't indulge byron. But we will have opened up a whole new demographic for our insults, wit and genius. Thousands of new people will be there to respond to such classics as "what if an asteroid hits mars" and "Something something, dry humping." Though to be fair, the playground probably has 900 threads on that last topic.

Obviously we'll have to leave a few posters behind to keep the GB going in our absence. That weed guy who has 5 alts that make the same dumbass posts. And vetteracist.

We're not going to invade, just pee everywhere and claim the place as our own.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Look around you. This place is as dead. It's a tire fire cesspool filled with crack smoking political spammers. And bert's 27 alts.

Laurel wants us to believe that we live in the golden age of Lit. Well the only way this is the golden age is if you measure it by the number of posts in the playground and ampics.

So let's move. Hell no, not to ampics. Too many puss filled vaginas and tiny penises (sorry that no one views your thread sean).


But the playground is open to new management. Will we interact with those brain dead cybering psychos? No, just like we don't indulge byron. But we will have opened up a whole new demographic for our insults, wit and genius. Thousands of new people will be there to respond to such classics as "what if an asteroid hits mars" and "Something something, dry humping." Though to be fair, the playground probably has 900 threads on that last topic.

Obviously we'll have to leave a few posters behind to keep the GB going in our absence. That weed guy who has 5 alts that make the same dumbass posts. And vetteracist.

We're not going to invade, just pee everywhere and claim the place as our own.

Whiner.

 

[Killswitch]

Theres a thread like this every day. I started one a few days ago. Islandman had it covered earlier this morning.

People still visit. I don't even get around the place much and saw BnB, STD and Red Rose in the last few days. Mia was here....others too I'm sure.

It's all in the reflexes. Lit definitely has arthritis.

 

[KyleW]

Theres a thread like this every day. I started one a few days ago. Islandman had it covered earlier this morning.

People still visit. I don't even get around the place much and saw BnB, STD and Red Rose in the last few days. Mia was here....others too I'm sure.

It's all in the reflexes. Lit definitely has arthritis.

Yea I made this thread 2 months ago when I came back. But this is more of a joke after islandman's thread.

Though laurel does indeed claim that lit has more traffic now than it did 6 years ago. GB may be down, but other areas are not.

 

[pointless]

does lint still have like ten blurt threads going on the first page at all times?

'cause that was really annoying.

 

[lovetoread]

If you didn't view his thread, how would ya know what was in it, eh?

 

[islandman]

I moved to the playground late last year under a new name.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

 

[islandman]

You know what can't be found in the Playground?

Threads about Mars being hit by a comet.


That's right.


Deal.

 

[bluemuse]

They have carpet in the Playground. I prefer hardwood.

Uh oh.

 

[islandman]

You'll fit right in.

Welcome aboard.

 

[Tryharder62]

I think everything is groovy!

 

[Morcheeba]

Where is Dixon Carter Lee to right the wrong in you?

 

[KyleW]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8k9rD7lx9c

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You know what can't be found in the Playground?

Threads about Mars being hit by a comet.


That's right.


Deal.

Do you need your pussy licked too?

 

[islandman]

Kyle threads always bring out the best crazies.

 

[Morcheeba]

Kyle threads always bring out the best crazies.

Genius George Carlin said it best...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg


"And fuck Tucker's friend Kyle. There's another soft name for a boy, Kyle. Kyle. Soft names make soft people."

 

[bluemuse]

I just posted a thread in the Playground inviting them all over here. You can thank me later.

 

[KyleW]

I just posted a thread in the Playground inviting them all over here. You can thank me later.

You traitorous bitch! Go back from whence you came.

 

[islandman]

I just posted a thread in the Playground inviting them all over here. You can thank me later.

That....

...that is truly evil.


Kudos.

 

[IndieSnob]

Another lame ass Kyle thread.

I just now noticed the correlation of you coming back and Lit becoming dull again.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel wants us to believe that we live in the golden age of Lit. Well the only way this is the golden age is if you measure it by the number of posts in the playground and ampics.

Nope, not the Golden Age. Just same as it ever was. All that's changed is your perspective.

 

[islandman]

Nope, not the Golden Age. Just same as it ever was. All that's changed is your perspective.

Kyle's perspective:

 

[Morcheeba]

Nope, not the Golden Age. Just same as it ever was. All that's changed is your perspective.

Yes! See, here I wanted DCL to penis-slap Kyle, Kyle with the soft name into shape, the way Dixon did with me about "all those fucking moronic political threads that need their own forum!" a decade ago.

 

[KyleW]

Kyle's perspective:

looks like I'm still flexiawesome

 

[KRCummings]

Did Laurel just tell Kyle he was full of shit? I think she did.