we need a melania countdown thread

[rae121452]

so, it's been 22 or 23 days since bitch has been seen, as we were reminded yesterday. you just know there's some deep "valley of the dolls" type shit going down at the white house with miss thing tied to a bed somewhere. when she finally does reappear, she's going to be stepforded into a whole new clone.

i give it another week, she should be able to keep it together by then.

what's your guesstimate for the newer, more coherent melania's appearance?

 

[WoundedKnee]

I'm more worried about Baron.

Is he being kept in a cage like/with the immigrant children?

 

[von_Bismarck]

I'm more worried about Baron.

Is he being kept in a cage like/with the immigrant children?

Only if they're Haitian.

 

[WoundedKnee]

From the other thread:

Let's face it.

If she was in the news, she would be dismissed as a diversion and much ridicule would be tossed her way over the least little things. She, like Ivanka, has been put in a no-win situation with the Progressive Left who hates any strong, proud, successful woman who has left the plantation house.​

I think that all you want is for her to show up again in order to continue to be a target for ridicule and misdirected anger at her husband. I mean, Ivanka is still out there and being called a c*** by way of ridicule.

I think you want her as an issue no matter what.
She has become the anti-Michelle (not to mention so many other first ladies) who can do no good, show no grace and picks no good cause to endorse.
Like the way that Laura Bush was irreverently and constantly referred to as "a murderer."

 

[phrodeau]

She'll be passing out commemorative pinups to servicemen at the White House 4th of July picnic, like last year.

 

[Adre]

She gets treated as well or better than the most recent Democratic First Ladies. Pretending otherwise makes you look like a partisan fool.

 

[Wrong Element]

I find it strange that people are wondering why people find it strange that:

1. A woman stays in the hospital for five days after a procedure that is often outpatient

and then

2. Is not seen in public during the subsequent two weeks despite her having a fairly public position.


What the White House says about her is meaningless because they don't tell the truth about anything, and that obviously fake tweet put out in Melania's name yesterday isn't doing much to make folks less suspicious.

 

[jaF0]

She's chilling with Michele Miscavige who hasn't been seen since '07.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

The animatronics engineer is on PTO until next week.

 

[IG_88]

I'm going with cosmetic surgery. It makes the most sense.

 

[KeithD]

From the other thread:

Let's face it.

If she was in the news, she would be dismissed as a diversion and much ridicule would be tossed her way over the least little things. She, like Ivanka, has been put in a no-win situation with the Progressive Left who hates any strong, proud, successful woman who has left the plantation house.​

I think that all you want is for her to show up again in order to continue to be a target for ridicule and misdirected anger at her husband. I mean, Ivanka is still out there and being called a c*** by way of ridicule.

I think you want her as an issue no matter what.
She has become the anti-Michelle (not to mention so many other first ladies) who can do no good, show no grace and picks no good cause to endorse.
Like the way that Laura Bush was irreverently and constantly referred to as "a murderer."

I laughed. You are a piece of hypocritical shit.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I'm going with cosmetic surgery. It makes the most sense.

Bigger tits?

 

[IG_88]

Bigger tits?

Easy to cover so no reason for her to hide. Something in the face that needs to heal completely. Not the nose, too obvious.

 

[IG_88]

Of course it's also possible she's talking divorce and they've convinced her to lay low and be quiet instead of making a fuss.

 

[KeithD]

With any luck, she's escaped to the Riviera and is shopping for her Ari.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I heard she is starting divorce proceedings because the Stormy Affair violates the pre-nup and her payout because huge as a result. And the disappearing act is cover for the meetings with the lawyers.

 

[IG_88]

I heard she is starting divorce proceedings because the Stormy Affair violates the pre-nup and her payout because huge as a result. And the disappearing act is cover for the meetings with the lawyers.

See I can totally buy into that. I'm not convinced it's the reason but if it was I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

 

[IG_88]

I tell ya what, if Cohen really does have tapes and they get out we're gonna see a messy fuckin' divorce happen in front of 7 billion people.

 

[janetsexy77]

I didn't like it when people said terrible things about Michelle Obama and I don't think Melania deserves all the criticism she gets. Ivanka and Fat Donnie are different, they are politically active and thus fair game. I get the sense Melania is miserable, and who wouldn't be after after 20 years with Cheeto Jesus?

 

[phrodeau]

Of course it's also possible she's talking divorce and they've convinced her to lay low and be quiet instead of making a fuss.

No doubt an offer she couldn't refuse.

 

[Sean]

I didn't like it when people said terrible things about Michelle Obama and I don't think Melania deserves all the criticism she gets. Ivanka and Fat Donnie are different, they are politically active and thus fair game. I get the sense Melania is miserable, and who wouldn't be after after 20 years with Cheeto Jesus?

Melania went on TV pushing the birther bullshit. Fuck her.

 

[Not Normal]

I find it strange that people are wondering why people find it strange that:

1. A woman stays in the hospital for five days after a procedure that is often outpatient

and then

2. Is not seen in public during the subsequent two weeks despite her having a fairly public position.


What the White House says about her is meaningless because they don't tell the truth about anything, and that obviously fake tweet put out in Melania's name yesterday isn't doing much to make folks less suspicious.

I'm going with cosmetic surgery. It makes the most sense.

That's what I guess too

Bigger tits?

I'm sure Donnie would encourage that.

Easy to cover so no reason for her to hide. Something in the face that needs to heal completely. Not the nose, too obvious.

Her face already looks like it had a lot of work.

Of course it's also possible she's talking divorce and they've convinced her to lay low and be quiet instead of making a fuss.

That would be possible.

I tell ya what, if Cohen really does have tapes and they get out we're gonna see a messy fuckin' divorce happen in front of 7 billion people.

The Trumpsters will just jump on her almost as hard as they were on Hillary. Donnie will come up with some ridiculous name for her, and those fuckers will all buy the T-shirts with her face and the name.

Melania went on TV pushing the birther bullshit. Fuck her.

YUP!

 

[beew]

The GB has such a mature and macho male population...

When not bashing and flinging poo at each other,
they carry their battles via proxies, by gossiping like teenage girls about their leaders' wives.

 

[Hypoxia]

Leave her to her private hell.

 

[silver gurl]

Another face lift. She can barely smile as it is.