we need a melania countdown thread

[Carnal_Flower]

She's in the process of retaining Michael Avenatti as her representation

I heard she is starting divorce proceedings because the Stormy Affair violates the pre-nup and her payout because huge as a result. And the disappearing act is cover for the meetings with the lawyers.

 

[TalkRadio]

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Hey, Em! You're the gift that keeps on giving, Babe!

Melania was thinking about Donald. For your reading pleasure...

His
Ever
Loving
Presence

 

[Oblimo]

I'm more worried about Baron.

Is he being kept in a cage like/with the immigrant children?

I wonder how many years of Melania personally slathering him “head to toe” with her own brand’s Caviar Complex C moisturizer after his nightly bath did he mutate into a sexually frustrated, Oedipal-complexed blob of jelly like that senator from the original X-Man movie.

(Source for slathering - wish I could find a better one.)

 

[RobDownSouth]

https://i.imgur.com/xjcxKK2.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

She's in the process of retaining Michael Avenatti as her representation

Doesn't Secret Service have order to shoot Avenatti on sight, shoot him down like a mad dog, his carcass left bleeding in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue as a warning? If not, why not?

 

[rae121452]

trending on twitter: melania body double.

i knew this shit was deep. they've got bitch tied to a bed somewhere with all KINDS of "american horror story" type shit going on at the white house. i'm scared.

 

[HisArpy]

Doesn't Secret Service have order to shoot Avenatti on sight, shoot him down like a mad dog, his carcass left bleeding in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue as a warning? If not, why not?

I wanna know the answer to this too.

 

[rae121452]

so now the donald is saying that melania had a serious 5 hour operation while in the hospital and her dr's won't allow her to fly.

 

[KeithD]

How nice that her divorce lawyers have doctorates.

 

[Emerson40]

Has anyone calculated how just much it has cost American taxpayers to keep Cheetolini away from Melania so far?


Gotta be well over $100,000,000.00.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Here is more about the First Lady's surgery and recovery and a subsequent public appearance with her husband: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-lady-travel-month-hour-operation/story?id=55748037

 

[TeflonGuy]

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How nice that her divorce lawyers have doctorates.

Has anyone calculated how just much it has cost American taxpayers to keep Cheetolini away from Melania so far?


Gotta be well over $100,000,000.00.

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[Hypoxia]

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He lost his cool when he made Star Captain.

 

[TeflonGuy]

He lost his cool when he made Star Captain.

I was hoping Spock would become an Ambassador. Then came the reboot.

He is/will be missed by many.