We may have to delete our stories about unicorns

[Boxlicker101]

Look at this:

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles...rss:north-korea-says-its-found-a-unicorn-lair

If unicorns are real, our stories about sex with them will be bestiality, and will have to be removed.

 

[JackLuis]

Look at this:

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles...rss:north-korea-says-its-found-a-unicorn-lair

If unicorns are real, our stories about sex with them will be bestiality, and will have to be removed.

Only if they are Korean Unicorns.

 

[TinyBeth]

Bah. Oberon and Morning Glory Zell had unicorns they were showing around back in the 70's. If stories involving unicorns aren't beastiality all ready I don't see how this changes anything. =)

 

[lovecraft68]

Should be deleted anyway.

A horse with a horn still has a horse's cock.

This has been bestiality all along

 

[TxRad]

I didn't know Unicorns had lairs. I always figured a stall or a paddock, Maybe a barn but never a lair.

The last couple of unicorn horn finds turned out to be narwhal.

 

[MSTarot]

Look at this:

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles...rss:north-korea-says-its-found-a-unicorn-lair

If unicorns are real, our stories about sex with them will be bestiality, and will have to be removed.

It will be okay. You see Unicorns interbred with humans tens of thousand of years ago. Hence the phrases "Hung like a horse" and "Horny"

So see it's not bestiality, it's incest.

Think I'm Wrong? Look up the mythology... you catch one by using a virgin maiden as bait. Kind of the way cops go after Pedophiles.

So even Unicorns were worried about STDs. Understandable ever seen one try to put a condom on?

Kind of adds new meaning to Mia Sara'a lines in the movie 'Legend'

"I only wanted to touch the Unicorn."

Right....and I only want to 'touch' Lisa Edelstein.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TTi6qra9rM

M.S.Tarot

 

[lovecraft68]

It will be okay. You see Unicorns interbred with humans tens of thousand of years ago. Hence the phrases "Hung like a horse" and "Horny"

So see it's not bestiality, it's incest.

Think I'm Wrong? Look up the mythology... you catch one by using a virgin maiden as bait. Kind of the way cops go after Pedophiles.

So even Unicorns were worried about STDs. Understandable ever seen one try to put a condom on?

Kind of adds new meaning to Mia Sara'a lines in the movie 'Legend'

"I only wanted to touch the Unicorn."

Right....and I only want to 'touch' Lisa Edelstein.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TTi6qra9rM

M.S.Tarot

But if I were to write any mythological tale featuring an underage character, it would be banned for under age would it not?

This is nothing but site double talk to allow a fetish that has a large readership and for them to pretend its not what it is.

 

[Handley_Page]

Everyone knows we ain't got unicorms because they were too busy havin' a good time to get on Noah's ArK.

 

[TxRad]

Everyone knows we ain't got unicorms because they were too busy havin' a good time to get on Noah's ArK.

Maybe there were not any virgins on Noah's Ark.

 

[jomar]

I didn't know Unicorns had lairs. I always figured a stall or a paddock, Maybe a barn but never a lair.

Evil unicorns have lairs.

 

[MSTarot]

But if I were to write any mythological tale featuring an underage character, it would be banned for under age would it not?

This is nothing but site double talk to allow a fetish that has a large readership and for them to pretend its not what it is.

True, underage would be naughty

Also true.Shrug can't say I care I don't write unicorn stories. All fluffy white manes and rainbows..yech.

Now dragons...hum? Na still weird.

 

[3113]

But if I were to write any mythological tale featuring an underage character, it would be banned for under age would it not?

Yep. The law of the site is the law of the site. "No sex with animals" does have the loophole written in: "Mythological creatures excepted." But "no underage" has no such loophole written in. So even a fairy or angel won't pass if they're described as looking like three-year-olds.

Granted, that's defining yourself to victory, but those who own the site can do that, no explanations for the discrepancy needed.

Too bad for the pedophile-beastiality fetish folk. No stories about a twelve-year-old centaur getting it on with an older human.

 

[sr71plt]

Evil unicorns have lairs.

And two horns?

 

[3113]

And two horns?

Naw. All they need to establish that they are evil is a lair and a big white cat.

 

[TE999]

North Korea got Photoshop!

Probably bootleg.

 

[Handley_Page]

Now dragons...hum? Na still weird.

Ah - Dragons. I have a certain liking for them (they were probably extinct Dynosaurs when documented by the ancient Chinese).
And they fly very well as my personal Dragon can attest.

 

[sr71plt]

What's the underage cutoff for a dragon?

 

[Handley_Page]

What's the underage cutoff for a dragon?

I'll ask him.

 

[jomar]

Naw. All they need to establish that they are evil is a lair and a big white cat.

...

 

[topace]

This thread is hilarious!

 

[Handley_Page]

This is what their News agency wrote about it.


Thought: Well, if the old King's Unicorn was buried there, they should get some decent DNA from what's left of it. [ snerk ]

 

[JackLuis]

Don’t worry: Story about North Koreans finding unicorn lair just a mistranslation

The report, published on the KCNA’s website last week, revealed that archaeologists from the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences had “reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (BC 277-AD 668)”.

But as a Korean scholar called Sixiang Wang explained to the i09 website, a glance at the original Korean version of the story made clear that North Korean archaeologists were claiming no such thing.

For starters, there was no talk of unicorns, but of “kirins” or “Qilins” – which James Grayson, emeritus professor of Korean studies at Sheffield university, describes as “a four-legged beast with a dragon’s head”. His Sheffield colleague, Sukyeon Cho, said Kirins have “the body of a deer, the tail of a cow, hooves and a mane”, as well as a horn jutting out from the top of their heads.

The kirin is important in North Korean folklore because it was the preferred mode of transport of King Tongmyong, the founder of Koguryo, an ancient Korean kingdom.

It's the Culture of Korea, not some soddin' Greeks!

 

[3113]

It's the Culture of Korea, not some soddin' Greeks!

Unicorns aren't Greek. You're thinking of Pegasus. Pegasus is Greek.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yeah, unicorns were medieval and they had cloven hooves and beards, thus being a sort of single horned billy goat, not a horse.

p.s. Don't tell all of America's pre-teen girls.

 

[datedsoul]

Loophole

Not that I plan to write this story, or make use of this mechanic, but could one write a vampire story where a boy or girl was turned when they were 12 (in an entirely non-sexual manner), and then fast forward 20 years?

Just gettin theoretical on ya.