You can't blame me for expecting to see a "Christmas tree."
For those who don't know what a "Christmas tree" in oil field parlance is, here's an image of one and a link to its definition (courtesy of Schlumberger):
1. n. [Drilling]
The set of valves, spools and fittings connected to the top of a well to direct and control the flow of formation fluids from the well.
2. n. [Well Completions]
An assembly of valves, spools, pressure gauges and chokes fitted to the wellhead of a completed well to control production. Christmas trees are available in a wide range of sizes and configurations, such as low- or high-pressure capacity and single- or multiple-completion capacity.
In the fall of 1964 I started college at the University of California at Berkeley, but I hated it. I lasted one year, and as soon as school let out in June of 1965 I went to Alaska to seek my fortune. My cousin and I had heard that fishermen in a place called Kodiak Island were making big money up north. I had a few dollars I’d made working as a cowboy. So I grabbed my guitar and pack and bedroll and I went north to be an Alaska fisherman and strike it rich.