We chat and we post...

[PaulUK]

I'm all geared up for the trip, Dalt... now, all we need is for one of us to become seriously rich...

 

[Saoirse]

scribbling this week's winning lotto numbers down...... nope..... sorry guys.... can't help you there..... !!

 

[PaulUK]

That's the trouble with these plans of ours... we either need a smaller Atlantic or serious ship money...

 

[Dalt]

smaller atlantic, serious trip money, understanding of women

okay, how many lanes do we need the bridge to be?

 

[*Catbabe*]

*looking over Cat's shoulder at her phone book*

Cat, hon, that's the West Virginia phone book, not Ireland

*G* Oooops...nobody tell Hk and BD that it was me cranking them last night.


Dont bother with a bridge...somebody needs to buy a jet.

 

[PaulUK]

I'd actually settle for a decent size catapult, and a net at your end, Dalters.

 

[Dalt]

and about 2,000 miles west of me...........well, you know

 

[PaulUK]

What, what? Where's me fecking atlas???

 

[Dalt]

Sinny, give him the map of the US, please. Otherwise the poor lad is never going to find, bird-in-hand, intercourse, blue balls, or middlesex.

 

[PaulUK]

Isn't Middlesex over here? Oh God... now I am really confused...

 

[Dalt]

would middlesex be considered bi-continental?

 

[*Catbabe*]

LOL....I seriously havent a clue what the last five posts mean.....if you are talking in code you guys are brilliant at it!!!

 

[Tx girl]

Cat??? You do know Crown's gonna getcha.. RIGHT?!!!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Nooooooo He cant get me....I move too fast for him *G*

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Throwing US Map at Paul

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

What's he going to do with the map? We all know that men don't use maps. or ask for directions, or pick up their socks, or put the seat down or.. oh.. sorry. Wrong thread.

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Neffie that list could go on for days

I think he wanted it for a fly swatter

 

[*Catbabe*]

I say we use we fling Paul without consulting maps across the ocean...if he misses....he knows how to swim right???

 

[Dalt]

neffie, you're riding shotgun, you can ask the guy where the restaurant is.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I think Neffie should drive then they will get there faster and wont need directions *W*

 

[PaulUK]

Anyone driving is going to have severe problems getting to me and Sao...

 

[*Catbabe*]

Yes they can....drive onto trans atlantic ferry and then drive off in Irleand ......whoever does it needs to remember you guys drive on the wrong side of the road though

 

[PaulUK]

Trans-Atlantic ferry? *g* I love that idea... it'd be just like crossing over on the Staaten Island, or maybe the Channel Ferries, only you'd have to make sure there were more snacks...

 

[Dalt]

trans atlantic ferry? bigger bar.........much bigger bar

*do penguins cuddle on long sea voyages?*

 

[PaulUK]

Already I am sold on the idea.