We chat and we post...

[Guest]

Very well, thank you. How is yours?

 

[Dalt]

my Saturday started of spectacularly...........last few hours have been very slow.

 

[Guest]

I just woke up not to long ago. I have a busy day running errands. I'll catch ya later, sweetie!

 

[Saoirse]

NOOOOOOO!!!

Paul, you wish it was for calling you.

Sao, it was so good to hear your voice

it was????

 

[Dalt]

roflmao

Sao, that's the effect I have on women. They don't remember phone calls, they ask me if I'm done, they tell me "NO!"

and they look at me and keep saying one thing

"I thought you'd be bigger"

 

[PaulUK]

Silly? Us??

Hey, by our standards, this is quite a mature thread...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Lemme see if I can help here.

Draft one: It worked for me. Nope

Draft two: How can it fail, you should give it a try Uh uh

Draft three: I dunno. naaaaa

And now for my suggestion:

Draft four: Are you kidding? This is Neffie we're talking about. GOOD LUCK Sonny-bubs.. You're gonna need it!

By golly.. I think number 4 has it!!!

 

[PaulUK]

See, that's what I thought it would be, but I was too scared to say it...

 

[Dalt]

draft 5
Dear Lord, I promise to never ask for anything else, honest.


Letter from Heaven

Dalton, don't be an asshole. I don't work that way.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Letter from Heaven

Dalton, don't be an asshole. I don't work that way.

P.S. I thought you'd be bigger...

 

[PaulUK]

Now, that's ironic... you'd think He'd know the design specs he put on D

 

[Dalt]

*low groans*

sometimes (only sometimes?) I really do wonder

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

after market?

 

[Dalt]

aftermarket indeed

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Does that come with a turbo, by any chance?

 

[PaulUK]

Looking through American-English dictionary

 

[Saoirse]

ppsstt... Paul... when you find out will you tell me!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Irish-American-English diary required...

 

[*Catbabe*]

wondering is there any way to rewind a thread to pre-deleted days!!!!!

hhhmmmm my phone number..... ??? NO WAY!!!!! well not to be used for waking me up at ungodly hours of the morning anyway!!!!!

*G* OH!! I am totally miffed now Sao wont share her phone number with me!!! I promise Sao I wont you use it except for emergencies.....like I am bored and need you to wake up.

 

[Dalt]

Paul, Sao re: aftermarket

Think collectibles, multiple sizes, multiple colors etc.

Unfortunately, this model that I live in doesn't have a threaded attachment and seems to be short on design specs and stamina.

*rubbing the top of my head, feeling the lumps and bruises*

Dwarfs should never stand next to beautiful 6 foot tall women and say

"Gee, your hair smells terriffic"

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I'd like to point out that I am only 5'6''.

 

[Dalt]

tall for a penguin

 

[PaulUK]

OK, I think I get the aftermarket concept... now, how do I lose it??

 

[Dalt]

Paul, kneel down, pretend you're a dwarf and say to Neffie

"Gee your hair smells teriffic"

BTW, it's very tough to run fast on your knees

 

[PaulUK]

Oh, you have no idea how much that hurts... the family knees are notoriously suspect.

In any case, I don't need to be getting Neffers to be violent to me too... my life-expectancy is already dangerously low.