We are sooo behind!!!

redathena

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So i was listening to the news this morning and i heard some disturbing news...

On average, France has more sex than America!!!

Infact, not only is France ahead of us, but so are something like 5 other countries, including England and Ireland...

What's going on here? All you people better start having sex!!!
 
That's okay. Americans work 70% more than their European counterparts to make up for it. Though I'm not sure how they got 70% out of 25 days.
 
redathena said:
So i was listening to the news this morning and i heard some disturbing news...

On average, France has more sex than America!!!

Infact, not only is France ahead of us, but so are something like 5 other countries, including England and Ireland...

What's going on here? All you people better start having sex!!!

I read that, too..And thought, well hell, I'm doing my part to get our numbers up. :)
 
KillerMuffin said:
That's okay. Americans work 70% more than their European counterparts to make up for it. Though I'm not sure how they got 70% out of 25 days.

Good point. Our work ethic is much stronger. But look at how much more violent we are. Maybe we should work less and have more sex. I think the whole world would be a much better place!
 
redathena said:
Good point. Our work ethic is much stronger. But look at how much more violent we are. Maybe we should work less and have more sex. I think the whole world would be a much better place!


Lets start right now ;)
 
OK!!!

*runs out to find first guy on the street, has wild crazy sex, comes back*

yeah man! what great sex!!! ok, that up's our average by like .000000001%

Who's next????
 
His_kitty said:
Okay am I the only one not doing their part for our country? LoL

No unfortunately I'm in the same boat, dragging down the averages!
 
bknight2602 said:
No unfortunately I'm in the same boat, dragging down the averages!

It's ok!!! we forgive you! just make sure to seize the opportunity when it cums (no pun intended):)

red
 
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