Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

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[HisArpy]

I sent Allah an email about your substitutes, and whereas I haven't heard back yet, I do believe as his favorite that he will agree to your thinkin'-n-wordin'.

You have email? Dam, I'm still having to handwrite memos to Mr. Morningstar.

He prefers calligraphy over modern cursive too. In triplicate.

My job is hell sometimes.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Chobham]

Allah gets a bad rap. He's much more modern and technologically savvy than folks would have you believe. He still likes a good parchment document from time to time. He still is traditional, too. He prefers a good beheading with a sharp sword to a firing squad or hanging.


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Sadly there are more than a few here for which beheading would have no appreciable affect.

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sadly there are more than a few here for which beheading would have no appreciable affect.

Well, I feel confident that Allah can figure something out. What good is a Supreme Being who cannot?


That would be unacceptable!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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Taking my firearms will have no future effect on much of anything other than robbing me of my possessions.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Gun, what gun?

That thing I said on a porn forum about me owning multiple firearms? Yeah? If I clam to be a nymphomaniac Swedish supermodel on a porn forum, will you believe that too?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm inclined to believe, based on my observations around the Pussification Bar, that lying about those you don't like is de rigueur provided that you're of The Right KInd and that you're lying about The Wrong Kind. It's very much like the Kool(-Aid) Kids in middle school at the cafeteria mean girls table. All they need to straighten up and fly right is a swift kick in the ass. Of course, their fearlessness resembles Dutch courage and is brought about by their faith in their Internet Anonymity.


So, yeah, you're a pron model if you say you're a porn model . . . .

 

[Bn2f]

Wathammed! Wathammed!
My Muslim brutha in a Nazi bunker, have you seen what the Christian infidels have been up to?

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Surely you and I cannot let this stand!
Yes, I agree, guns are important, but what are we without our faith? We must go down there to the states of Oklahoma Louisiana and demand that Islam be practiced as a fair and equal to that, ptooey, abomination that is Christianity!

Let’s go!
This is the spark for the revolution we have been waiting for!

 

[Bn2f]

I’m sorry, what is that you say?
You will meet me right after your Amazon delivery comes?
Um, ok… I’ll take use of that time to acquire us tickets…
Huh? What’s that you say?
The landlady is cooking you meatloaf all next week?
Excuse me?
Will that be every day, Wathammed???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[wizzard426]

I just killed the wabbit

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And maybe leave them there . . . .

 

[wizzard426]

The wabbit )a socialist) thought he was entitled to half a row of green beans.

I decided to apply some democracy and voted for his ass to be dinner

It doesn't matter who votes. It's who counts the votes

In this case I had a .22 worth 12 votes of #7 bird shot

Don't you just love politics?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Years ago, Wat worked up his SSS: Squirrel Sniper System. Twenty-two LR semi-auto, 3x9 scope, and subsonic ammo, sighted in gnat's ass at 25 yards. Being as this is the city, is has to be done quite carefully, with known backdrops only and from inside the house. It was tough to do, but it worked. There was that squirrel who was a tomato robber.


Until he wasn't.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

I just killed the wabbit

Do you mean?

Aw shit man, congratulations!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Do you mean?

Aw shit man, congratulations!

Wagner is proud . . . .

 

[wizzard426]

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Oh, no, you mean that you literally induced death upon a member of the Leporidae family.



Well, that's okay too. They go pretty good in a stew with cloves and garlic.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wabbits???


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[Bn2f]

Wat is weak.
Wat is a pussy.
Wat can’t defend his thoughts, hiding instead behind memes of others more intelligent than him. There may actually come a day for citizenry to take up arms - I take comfort in knowing that wat won’t be obstructing the righteous. Instead, he will be busying himself at home nursing a paper cut while listening to Rage Against the Machine.

 

[wizzard426]

Motherfucker ate the green beans. Left the spinach.

Left the fucking carrots

Hopped right past the lettuce

Attacked the beans

For that reason alone I shall eat the racist bastard