Watching waffles and eating porn, or, The sad state of porn today

[April]

Erm, should that be watching porn and eating waffles? Well, either way, it was a good dinner.

But I have noticed a disturbing trend in the porn I've seen. Perhaps it's because it's European porn? Right, get to the point.

So I'm watching this video, and it's actually rather boring, but that's not the issue. I'm watching along, and I wonder "didn't I just see her do that". Pay a bit closer attention, and sure enough, they are using the same bits several times in a video. Such as a sequence of head tossing, or facial expressions used two or three times. Even the same sequence of pussy rubbing used three times nearly back to back. Just sad, really.

And one of the "actresses" changed her finger rings right in the middle of the movie. Tsk, tsk. LOL

So is this widespread in the porn industry or is it just crappy porn that I'm watching?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This has been standard practice for years, ever since I've been watching porn back in the '70s. There was actually an interesting mainstream movie made about the subject, starring Richard Dreyfuss, called "Inserts" (the trade term for the practice of inserting strips of film to lengthen a sex scene or to insert a cum shot from another film, if the one they got isn't very good). Good luck finding a copy of that film, though.

 

[Marxist]

We played a drinking game in college based on the ability to spot porn looping.

Every detection gave you the power to make someone drink.

I'm really good at it.

 

[April]

I think I need to practice my skills.

I was lulled by the waffles. That's my excuse.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

We played a drinking game in college based on the ability to spot porn looping.

Every detection gave you the power to make someone drink.

I'm really good at it.

Your av says otherwise.

 

[fgarvb1]

I could not handle for long what some of those ladies put on some of the guys. OR maybe i just have some good porn?

 

[Marxist]

Your av says otherwise.

That's yogurt.

 

[kotori]

That's yogurt.

That belongs on the health food thread, then.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

LOL--must've been a drink-box.

 

[April]

Yogurt. That would explain the look. I'd look at it that same way if it was touching me.

 

[riff]

Porn is not in a sad state.

You are. Free your mind, April-baby.

Ever do anything with them porno links I so dilligently made for you?

God bless the USAF and the rest of us on planet Earth.

 

[April]

The links are resting right now. I've been caught up in other things lately. Very little time for porn until today. Gotta love satellite TV.

Can anyone explain the reasoning behind a guy pulling his cock out, slapping the woman's ass several times with his cock, then reinserting said cock? 'Cause I really don't get it.

 

[riff]

What's to get?

It's just a guy pulling his cock out of her ass and slapping with it and putting it back in. What do you want, "Romeo and Juliet?"



Love Story?

 

[Sillyman]

One of the many many pitfalls of the fact porn is so low budget. If they just had a little more time, or a little more film or both, we wouldn't need this sort of thing.

Thing I hate is sound quality. I want to hear moans and groans.

 

[April]

But is there a point? It does nothing for me or the hubby. We just look at each other and go "huh?" Is this some sort of exotic sexual practice?

 

[Sillyman]

I think it's a matter of

1)The man trying to last longer

2)Trying to extend the scene and break up repititious fucking with something else

 

[April]

It's silly and makes me roll my eyes. I'd much rather see some spanking or something.

 

[riff]

I think it is a dom/control thing. And some of us enjoy a gaping fetish. Yep, I am a pervert.

 

[April]

Yep, I am a pervert.

Nooooo!!!!! Oh why didn't anyone tell me!!
I'm just so fucking shocked!

 

[riff]

Nooooo!!!!! Oh why didn't anyone tell me!!
I'm just so fucking shocked!

I am not. I have known it a long time.

Is this repulsive to you or are you truly indifferent?

 

[Sillyman]

It's silly and makes me roll my eyes. I'd much rather see some spanking or something.

So would I, but that would require some passion to make it seem hot, and that would require, yes, actual acting, which is simply far to much to demand from our poor porn stars.

 

[April]

You have a point Sillyman. It's enough to ask that they perform their part with a minimum of animation and life. Although with some, even that is too much.

Riff, being a pervert is a good thing.

Should I use smileys again? I got tired of them and have stopped. Apparently my sarcasm is not coming through. Fuck it.