Warning: Dangerous Thread

[cheerful_deviant]

I've heard this mentioned several times recently and thought it would make a very painful thread:

What song do you have stuck in your head right now?

Or, what is the worst song to have stuck in your head?

I currently have the theme to Sesame Street running around in my brain. (It's been there for a few days now, I think I'm going slowly mad...)

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Do you like Pina Coladas? geting caught in the rain?

Even more infuriating because I don't know the words, so I just lkeep repeating the lines I do know over & over & over again.

-Colly

 

[Liar]

Ok, on the high odds chance that someone else here have heard it:
Deliver The Juice by Whale.

It's catchy as fuck. And that's the problem. I caught it.

Heeeelp.

#L

 

[Guest]

I've heard this mentioned several times recently and thought it would make a very painful thread:

What song do you have stuck in your head right now?

Or, what is the worst song to have stuck in your head?

I currently have the theme to Sesame Street running around in my brain. (It's been there for a few days now, I think I'm going slowly mad...)

***hehehe.. sunny day, chasing the clouds away... sorry***

today i was stuck in the 70's.. the medly of songs went straight up my ass and stuck in my head.. anatomically incorrect as it was.. it did...
now im on to: knights in white satin... i might pop over to joni mitchell, conversations.. then back again.. damnit!
if im not careful i may cause a time shift..

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: Warning: Dangerous Thread

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if im not careful i may cause a time shift..

Hi sexy. Glad to see the glasses are back.

 

[cantdog]

An' if it's
Not askin' too much
Please gimme someone to love.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Warning: Dangerous Thread

Hi sexy. Glad to see the glasses are back.

**smooches you sex-god..

 

[herecomestherain]

Colleen this'll either put you out of your misery or exacerbate it substantially...apologies The Pina Colada Song...


http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/...ngs/rupert_holmesescape_the_pina_colada_song/

 

[Ranefox]

Carol Burnett's version of

"Feelings"

I don't remember who did the original, (brain fart ), but I heard her version and it stuck with me...on an erotic note, I was making love with my girlfriend when the real version played on the radio. We both laughed our asses off because we both had heard Carol's version and couldn't think of anything else...for a nanosecond..or at least until the song was over before we could resume...

"Let me say this about that"

Ranefox

 

[Guest]

"Well it's 40 below
and I don't give a fuck
got a heater in my truck
and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's aliman left
and aliman right
Comeon ya fuckin' dummy
get you right step right
get off ther stage
ya goddamn dude
ya know

Ya piss me off
Ya fuckin'jerk
ya get on my nerves

Well here comes johny
with his pecker in his hand
he's a one balled man
and he's off to the rodeo......

That's stuck in my head.

Could be worse, it could be Disney's "It's a small world".

 

[Guest]

"Well it's 40 below
and I don't give a fuck
got a heater in my truck
and I'm off to the rodeo

.........

roflmao...dranoel... is that a country tune?

today i have barenaked ladies, if i had a million dollars .. its stuck but im not complaining.. huge bnl fan

 

[Guest]

roflmao...dranoel... is that a country tune?

More of a parody of country tunes in general, but, yeah, I guess it's country.

 

[Guest]

ack.. for some reason.. i got stephen lynch on the brain...
spankin it..


Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad

it could be worse.. yest. i was singing ugly baby whilst cooking dinner..

think i might have AADD..
what were we talking about?

 

[SensualCealy]

You know its bad when you have Barry Manalow (sp) stuck in your head!

Copa Copa Cabana!!!

 

[Guest]

you win

You know its bad when you have Barry Manalow (sp) stuck in your head!

Copa Copa Cabana!!!

AAAaaaarrrrgggggg.. get thee back satan!

whos got the holy water or is that in another thread??!!

 

[Angeline]

Any time a Neil Diamond song is stuck in my head--which I sooo assiduously try to avoid--I know I'm headed for aspirin.

 

[oggbashan]

Rolf Harris' Two Little Boys' - the first UK number one of the 1970s.

Yeucck!

Og

PS: It was a leftover from Christmas and about as palatable as twelve-day-old cold turkey.

Edited to add lyrics:

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Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys
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Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said


Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys


Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys


Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

 

[cloudy]

The worst is when you have little ones - those insidious preschool show theme songs will stick with you all damn day.

Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer!
with Boots its super cool explorer Dora,
Grab your backpack, let's go
Vamanos!
You can lead the way
Hey, Hey
D-Dora, D-D-Dora
Dora the Explorer!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The worst is when you have little ones - those insidious preschool show theme songs will stick with you all damn day.

Try having "The Ladybugs Picnic" from Sessame Street running around in your brain all day.

"The lady bugs 12, at the ladybugs picnic.
They played jump rope, but the rope it broke,
So they all sat atround playing knock knock jokes,
The ladybugs 12, at the lady bugs picnic..."

(I am so happy my daughter doesn't like Dora.)

 

[cloudy]

Try having "The Ladybugs Picnic" from Sessame Street running around in your brain all day.

"The lady bugs 12, at the ladybugs picnic.
They played jump rope, but the rope it broke,
So they all sat atround playing knock knock jokes,
The ladybugs 12, at the lady bugs picnic..."

(I am so happy my daughter doesn't like Dora.)

Another song from hell (thanks to Barney, the anti-christ):

The ants go marching ten by ten
hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine
hurrah, hurrah...

 

[minsue]

Seeing what is stuck in your-all's heads makes me feel a bit better. I've had "The Late September Dogs" circling my brain, but it's nowhere near as bad as Sesame Street, Dora, or Barney.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Getting crappy songs lodged in my brain is an occupational hazard, but I have learned the perfect remedy.

If you can sing two refrains from “The Physician” by Cole Porter, they will be gone, and the Cole Porter song is too difficult for it to supplant the previous song for more than a moment.





http://www.wtv-zone.com/nurse/medgifs/doc_2.gif



The Physician
Music and Lyrics by Cole Porter


Verse

Once I loved such a shattering physician,
Quite the best-looking doctor in the state.
He looked after my physical condition,
And his bedside manner was great.

When I'd gaze up and see him there above me,
Looking less like a doctor than a Turk,
I was tempted to whisper, "Do you love me,
Or do you merely love your work?"



First Refrain

He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing,
My epiglottis filled him with glee,
He simply loved my larynx
And went wild about my pharynx,
But he never said he loved me.

He said my epidermis was darling,
And found my blood as blue as could be,
We went through wild ecstatics,
When I showed him my lymphatics,
But he never said he loved me.

And though, no doubt,
It was not very smart of me,
I kept on a-wracking my soul
To figure out
Why he loved ev'ry part of me,
And yet not me as a whole.

With my esophagus he was ravished,
Enthusiastic to a degree,
He said 'twas just enormous,
My appendix vermiformis,
But he never said he loved me.



Second Refrain

He said my cerebellum was brilliant,
And my cerebrum far from N.G.,
I know he though a lotta
My medulla oblongata,
But he never said he loved me.

He said my maxillaries were marvels,
And found my sternum stunning to see,
He did a double hurdle
When I shook my pelvic girdle,
But he never said he loved me.

He seemed amused
When he first made a test of me
To further his medical art,
Yet he refused
When he'd fix up the rest of me,
To cure that ache in my heart.

I know he thought my pancreas perfect,
And for my spleen was keen as could be,
He said of all his sweeties,
I'd the sweetest diabetes,
But he never said he loved me.

 

[champagne1982]

More of a parody of country tunes in general, but, yeah, I guess it's country.

The Rodeo Song was written and performed by a band from Alberta. Albertans are funny people and this song just shows ta go ya ...

Here's a little more info about the band Showdown and Garry Lee Berthold

edited to add: doh!canadianbands.com - Showdown

 

[Pure]

some of the soundtrack of Kill Bill 1

 

[minsue]

Currently circling my brain....

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
blowing in the jasmine of my mind.....

is battling

Summertime and the living is easy
Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is high...

Why o why can't I ever just have one song at a time in there?