Walmart was particularly creepy today.

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I was the only normal person in the entire store.
Kid beatings in aisle 2, 6, 7 9.
Family of ten in matching camo sweats buying a 52" Sanyo.
Scooter races in the meat aisle.
And my cart had a flat spot on the front left caster so I thumped through the entire store.
 
I am destined to always pick the crappy cart. I am also sure to see more butt crack then I ever wanted to.:eek:
 
I started avoiding Walmart a few months ago. Don't miss it one bit.
 
What always annoyed me about Walmart was the fucking noise. It was like Pandemonium. I felt my sanity slowly slipping away as I made my way deeper into the madness.

It seems to be more tolerable these days. Not sure if it's them, or me.
 
What always annoyed me about Walmart was the fucking noise. It was like Pandemonium. I felt my sanity slowly slipping away as I made my way deeper into the madness.

It seems to be more tolerable these days. Not sure if it's them, or me.

Probably Tinnitus.
 
We don't have Walmart in Australia or NZ. We do have a chain called The Warehouse in NZ (and a few in Oz).

This is the kind of store where you might see someone shopping at 7pm in their PJ's.

I shouldn't dis it as it is a handy kinda place. You rush out at 4pm on a Sunday night 'cos your garden shears fell apart. While you're out getting your new shears you can also get dog food, toasting marshmellows, a set of 4 outdoor chairs and a small palm tree for the front garden.
 
I was the only normal person in the entire store.
Kid beatings in aisle 2, 6, 7 9.
Family of ten in matching camo sweats buying a 52" Sanyo.
Scooter races in the meat aisle.
And my cart had a flat spot on the front left caster so I thumped through the entire store.

That is almost normal for Walmart.

When SAM died the whole damned place went to hell.

I had the pleasure of hearing him quietly ream out a Walmart employee before
firing his ass.

Back in the day it was best to know what the Big man looked like.

He might be the man standing behind the woman you are disrespecting!:eek:

Clean up at Customer Service!:D
 
I hate Walmart for entirely different reasons. It's a new store, and there's rarely any more crack sighting than any other store, but it's too damn big. Everything is so far apart and I dread forgetting something clear at the other end of the store. Give me the local market anyday.
 
I hate Walmart for entirely different reasons. It's a new store, and there's rarely any more crack sighting than any other store, but it's too damn big. Everything is so far apart and I dread forgetting something clear at the other end of the store. Give me the local market anyday.

Ditto. But....I do have a fifty dollar Walmart gift card and am planning a visit for some bulkier items than I can normally get at the local.

I get confused in some of these mega stores.
 
Ditto. But....I do have a fifty dollar Walmart gift card and am planning a visit for some bulkier items than I can normally get at the local.

I get confused in some of these mega stores.

Hopefully that new 52 inch TV is near the entrance.
 
Go high thread count.

Pillows?? :D

Egyptian Cotton? lol I'll buy something quality.

I need some pillows though and don't want to pay 120 for vail downs.

I need to get my hands on them....I'll know the right one.

I want to look at those gel pillows.
 
sounds like you need new pillows too...lol


I know a wet dream sounds more fun but it's probably just some drool.

;)


Oh unless you're humping your pillows.

:cool:

Didn't you read the title of the thread?

Ponders what gel pillows feel like...
 
Whenever I read one of these threads, I always have to stop and figure out the last time I was in the Evil Empire. Once again, none of those people could have been me. Whew!
 
I really try not to go to Wal Mart unless I absolutely have to. Most of the stores look like a fucking disaster area. Shelves not stocked properly, children running amok, and absolutely unhelpful employees. The place is a clusterfuck, but somehow the company makes money.
 
Whenever I read one of these threads, I always have to stop and figure out the last time I was in the Evil Empire. Once again, none of those people could have been me. Whew!

Redneck translation: I am willing to pay a premium to not be around the little people...



;) ;)
 
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