VoraciousValue's Crystal Ball 🔮

[VoraciousValue]

Need some insight into the future? Have a clue about the past or present? Need some advice on a pressing matter? Want to know what to make for dinner? Need tips on dental hygiene? Say the secret word, and I, VoraciousValue will consult the spirits and (hopefully) provide the answer you need. Ask any question you like, and I will happily do my best impersonation of Miss Cleo:

 

[pandaburr]

Can your crystal ball tell me when I’m going to finally get cyber dicked down in this joint?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Can it tell me when I'll get a new job?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Can it tell me when I'll get a new job?

The crystal ball wants to know what kind of job you're looking for?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Can your crystal ball tell me when I’m going to finally get cyber dicked down in this joint?

The crystal ball says plenty of opportunities await. It's also saying something about "PM VoraciousValue for a good time!" (ahem)

 

[VoraciousValue]

Oh dude, same here. I'm jonesing for some cyber snooch on my cyber face. Can your crystal ball make this happen?

The official answer: "Answer hazy."

The real answer: The crystal ball is having enough trouble trying to get me matched up.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The crystal ball wants to know what kind of job you're looking for?

One where I can work from home…

 

[VoraciousValue]

One where I can work from home…

The crystal ball says: "Look for companies around Bah-ston. Be sure to pahk ya cah at the hahbah.

"P.S. Avoid Rhode Island."

 

[VoraciousValue]

The crystal ball is currently switched on and awaits your burning questions that can only be answered by the spirit realm (a.k.a. me). Operators are standing by!

 

[fsa52]

The crystal ball is currently switched on and awaits your burning questions that can only be answered by the spirit realm (a.k.a. me). Operators are standing by!

What exactly is nougat?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What exactly is nougat?

And if you don’t mind me piggybacking onto your query - do you pronounce the “t” or not?

 

[fsa52]

And if you don’t mind me piggybacking onto your query - do you pronounce the “t” or not?

I do, but oh wise VV may tell us differently.

 

[VoraciousValue]

What exactly is nougat?

I normally don't like to quote Wikipedia for something like this, but theirs was the best concise description I found:

"Nougat is a family of confections made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts (almonds, walnuts, pistachios, hazelnuts, and macadamia nuts are common), whipped egg whites, and sometimes chopped candied fruit. The consistency of nougat is chewy, and it is used in a variety of candy bars and chocolates.

"The word nougat comes from Occitan pan nogat (pronounced [ˈpaⁿ nuˈɣat]), seemingly from Latin panis nucatus 'nut bread' (the late colloquial Latin adjective nucatum means 'nutted' or 'nutty')."

And if you don’t mind me piggybacking onto your query - do you pronounce the “t” or not?

I'm far from an etymologist, but "NOO-gat" is the pronunciation I've always heard and used, and it appears to be the standard of that word in North America. Europe (possibly including Britain) might say "NOO-gah"

 

[barefootgirl69]

I normally don't like to quote Wikipedia for something like this, but theirs was the best concise description I found:

"Nougat is a family of confections made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts (almonds, walnuts, pistachios, hazelnuts, and macadamia nuts are common), whipped egg whites, and sometimes chopped candied fruit. The consistency of nougat is chewy, and it is used in a variety of candy bars and chocolates.

"The word nougat comes from Occitan pan nogat (pronounced [ˈpaⁿ nuˈɣat]), seemingly from Latin panis nucatus 'nut bread' (the late colloquial Latin adjective nucatum means 'nutted' or 'nutty')."


I'm far from an etymologist, but "NOO-gat" is the pronunciation I've always heard and used, and it appears to be the standard of that word in North America. Europe (possibly including Britain) might say "NOO-gah"

I thought you said "penis"...I'm so disappointed!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I thought you said "penis"...I'm so disappointed!

To be honest, I kinda thought the same thing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need a new phone, but I'm not an electronics person and the options are overwhelming. Can you help me narrow the field so I can get back to the important things in life, like switching out my seasonal work wardrobe and watching skoolie reno vids on YouTube?

 

[VoraciousValue]

I need a new phone, but I'm not an electronics person and the options are overwhelming. Can you help me narrow the field so I can get back to the important things in life, like switching out my seasonal work wardrobe and watching skoolie reno vids on YouTube?

The crystal ball seeks clarification. Please answer the following questions.

1. Are you Android or Apple?

2. What other needs do you have in a mobile phone?

3. What kinds of internet options are available to you?

4. What's your phone number?


Your call to the Crystal Ball is very important to us. We look forward to serving you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The crystal ball seeks clarification. Please answer the following questions.

1. Are you Android or Apple?

2. What other needs do you have in a mobile phone?

3. What kinds of internet options are available to you?

4. What's your phone number?


Your call to the Crystal Ball is very important to us. We look forward to serving you.

1. Android
2. A camera that takes quality pics. (Didn't understand the question and doesn't want to admit it)
3. I currently use Spectrum? (See #2)
4. If you can find me, you can Skype me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*imagines VV shaking the Magic 8 Ball vigorously*

 

[VoraciousValue]

*imagines VV shaking the Magic 8 Ball vigorously*

It releases copious amounts of essence from the spirit world.

 

[VoraciousValue]

1. Android
2. A camera that takes quality pics. (Didn't understand the question and doesn't want to admit it)
3. I currently use Spectrum? (See #2)
4. If you can find me, you can Skype me.

I usually use LG phones. They're slightly cheaper than more marketed models, they're not as flashy, and they get the job done. I like taking photos with my phone, and my V40 does that very well. The current V60 model that's out also gets praise for that (and it's 5G ready, which I'm anxious to try). I find my phones generally act up with public wi-fi, but I may not be paying attention to some setting or other. It does very well with wi-fi in, say, someone's else's home.

https://www.cnet.com/reviews/lg-v60-thinq-5g-review/

 

[VoraciousValue]

Breaking out the crystal ball this afternoon. It's chilly and the ball puts out a good bit of heat.

Do we have any burning questions for the crystal ball this afternoon?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I usually use LG phones. They're slightly cheaper than more marketed models, they're not as flashy, and they get the job done. I like taking photos with my phone, and my V40 does that very well. The current V60 model that's out also gets praise for that (and it's 5G ready, which I'm anxious to try). I find my phones generally act up with public wi-fi, but I may not be paying attention to some setting or other. It does very well with wi-fi in, say, someone's else's home.

https://www.cnet.com/reviews/lg-v60-thinq-5g-review/

This was very helpful, thank you!

 

[VoraciousValue]

The crystal ball is open for your questions. Ask the spirits your burning questions.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I was at Easter dinner and an in-law ran his fingers through the back of my hair and touched my neck, then made a comment about my haircut. I’m not sure what possessed him to do this?