VoraciousValue's AMA: Ask Me Anything

[VoraciousValue]

After a brief hiatus, VoraciousValue's AMA is reopen for business! (Except where prohibited by law.) Ask me anything!

 

[Jada59]

Do you have a favorite pasta shape?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Do you have a favorite pasta shape?

Pasta shape. . . hmm. I like all pasta shapes, generally. I do a lot of cooking with rotini, but that fits my recipes more.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I had to shut down the AMA temporarily for cleaning, maintenance, and repair. That and I had to respond to complaints from several states attorneys general. Something about me pretending to be Miss Cleo or something like that.

Anyway, I'm back for at least a limited time, so please ask me anything.

(California residents should be aware that they do have certain privacy rights regarding VoraciousValue's AMA as stipulated in the Limitation of VoraciousValue Act of 1967. See your local Chevy dealer for details.)

 

[VoraciousValue]

Reopening the VoraciousValue AMA. I have no mail in the mailbag, so I'm hoping to get some questions from all of you. Ask away!

 

[VoraciousValue]

The AMA is now sponsored by the Nebraska Department of Tourism: "Please, for the love of God, we're begging you!"

The AMA is also sponsored by The Warren Harding Project: "If corruption was good enough for President Harding, it should be good enough for you! Make Corruption Great Again!"

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This was brought up the other day...
Why do residents of the southern US eat, pork, cabbage, and black eyed peas on New Year's day?

 

[VoraciousValue]

This was brought up the other day...
Why do residents of the southern US eat, pork, cabbage, and black eyed peas on New Year's day?

What I've always been told is that it's an edible talisman of good luck. I do that myself every year (sans cabbage) and look where it got me in 2020! The way I was raised to make that meal was with cornbread (wonderful stuff, that) and some sort of potato. SOme

I generally agree with the theory that the New Year's tradition in America started with Southern whites during the Civil War. Northern soldiers had little knowledge and less desire for blackeyes, thus making it one of the few foods available for the conquered. Blackeyed peas (like banjos and okra) came from Africans destined for slavery down South, which would suggest a Southern origin for that. Blackeyes are technically not peas; they are, in fact, a form of beans, which is a very important distinction.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Anyone got anything burning in their brain that they want answered?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Anyone got anything burning in their brain that they want answered?

I've got one. Why the hell do the majority of the contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race look fine as fuck when in drag but ugly as hell when not?

 

[VoraciousValue]

I've got one. Why the hell do the majority of the contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race look fine as fuck when in drag but ugly as hell when not?

I'll be honest--I've wondered that myself. I suspect it's the makeup. They use a LOT of makeup!

 

[kurrginatorX]

If a woman is going to masturbate for you, do you prefer her on her back so you can see her face or on her hands and knees so you can look at her ass?

 

[VoraciousValue]

If a woman is going to masturbate for you, do you prefer her on her back so you can see her face or on her hands and knees so you can look at her ass?

I'd prefer to look at her tits, but if a woman is masturbating for me, I'm not going to be particularly choosy.

I'd love to see the face as well. I love watching a woman's facial expression when she's pleasuring herself, her mouth and cheeks contorted by waves of passion. Especially when she's really close to an orgasm, and her head moves quickly with her body to prepare for the powerful tidal wave of sexual fulfillment.

 

[VoraciousValue]

When is this durned pandemic supposed to be over?

As soon as idiots in certain states get their shit together. Which isn't going to happen for awhile.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm bringing back the VoraciousValue AMA for one more spin. Need help with homework? Want a joke? How about a recipe? Give me a try and see what I can do.