Virtual Thistle thread

[ABSTRUSE]

This is the thread dedicated to those you don't want to kiss under the misletoe, but instead kick...hard. With a pointy toed shoe...right in the ass, maybe even the balls.

Who pissed in your cheerios?
Kick em here!....or there.

anyone who knows me, will know immediatly whom I want to kick...fucking hard.

 

[NoJo]

Abs, who'd you like to kick?



ooh, say me, say me

 

[Guest]

Can I kick my own ass?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs, who'd you like to kick?



ooh, say me, say me

okay, bend over and don't flinch!

Lou, are you that nimble?

 

[Guest]

okay, bend over and don't flinch!

Lou, are you that nimble?

Yes, the karate is beginning to pay off.

 

[NoJo]

I don't know, but I'll keep an eye on it while you try....


Actually, it's not your own ass, according to the label...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Candy asses.

 

[NoJo]

I'm saving all my psychotic rage for Christmas dinner.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm saving all my psychotic rage for Christmas dinner.

Damn, I never thought of that....noted.
Thanks for the tip.

 

[NoJo]

Just wait till the inlaws find out how I made the Brandy butter...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just wait till the inlaws find out how I made the Brandy butter...

I'm glad you're back!

 

[Liar]

I'm saving all my psychotic rage for Christmas dinner.

I figured I'd get rid of it before Christmas dinner, so that I don't accidentally maim someone.

Not that I have a concience about that kind of thing, but I've heard you can get jail time for it. And I have other stuff to do this winter.

 

[minsue]

I figured I'd get rid of it before Christmas dinner, so that I don't accidentally maim someone.

Is that what the psychotic santa bouncin' around under your name is doing?

 

[Guest]

Ahhhh, a nice bit of seasonal rage. It does help with the balance somewhat.

Now, where did I put the ass I own...? Or, do I get my ass's owner to kick this one for me?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going to go bake some fucking cookies now...Merry Fucking Christmas.

 

[rikaaim]

I'm going to go bake some fucking cookies now...Merry Fucking Christmas.

And a very Merry Fucking Chistmas to you too ABS. I hope you have a shitty day (it just seems appropiate).

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And a very Merry Fucking Chistmas to you too ABS. I hope you have a shitty day (it just seems appropiate).

LOL..that's the spirit!!!!

 

[Liar]

Is that what the psychotic santa bouncin' around under your name is doing?

If you get too close, yes.

 

[Liar]

I'm going to go bake some fucking cookies now...

Fucking cookies. Is that what you get from visiting porn sites?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Let's see . . .

The President of the United States . . .
People who don't use their turn signals . . .
Everybody who works at Earthlink . . .

Well, that's a start.

 

[CharleyH]

anyone who knows me, will know immediatly whom I want to kick...fucking hard.

I see UPS delivered the squirrels, already.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Virtual Thistle thread

I see UPS delivered the squirrels, already.

PMSL!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm happy (sometimes hoppy) and on holiday. My rage is useless to me so I'll donate it to the AH. Have fun, peeps.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

 

[scheherazade_79]

People who pissed in my cheerios:

1. My narrow-minded ex-boss (he's already been back crawling, but that's only because he discovered he can't do without me - but I'm afraid he'll have to! )

2. The old man who scribbled in permanent marker all over the windscreen of my car.

3. The fat man next door, who had a go at my mum.

4. The female security guard at Tescos, who accused me of shoplifting and insisted on searching my things. The manager of the store had given me some empty boxes so that I could house some stranded sea birds I'd just rescued. I tried explaining it to her, but she accused me of making up a cock and bull story.

5. The old perv who came to fix the windows at my parents' house. He tried his luck and I'm proud to say he came to regret it.

6. Whoever didn't clean up after their dog just outside my local pub. The smell from my shoe was so bad I was physically sick.



Wow! That was therapeutic! I feel all set for a happy new year now!