Virgin???

Miss_E

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A virgin?? AGAIN??!!! WWWAAAAHHHHH I don't want to be a virgin again. (crying, sniff, sniff)

What do I have to do to lose that title?? Or is that WHO do I have to do? <casting couvetous looks at the Wild and Wiggling title>

<Deep Sigh> A virgin, hummph, and at my age. Geez, loueez, gotta stop getting hooked on Literotica. Figures that a place like this could restore virginity. ;-)

Ok, and how do I get the little icons into the messages??

All right, I am done now <chuckle>, just call me frustrated in Texas. LOL

E
 
Hello & welcome, I am also in Texas. The virgin title will magically disappear once you hit 30 posts. Enjoy!
 
Take advantage of it while you can- for a limited time only, you can post "I am a virgin" and sort of be telling the truth.
 
What do I have to do to lose that title?? Or is that WHO do I have to do? <casting couvetous looks at the Wild and Wiggling title>

I didn't do anyone :eek: No seriously I didn't ... shhhh you lot.

Have fun and welcome to the board :)

If your anything like me, you'll come and laugh, cry, get mad, get excited, get horny, be spanked and maybe wiggle once or twice in a day. You'll make friends along the way, and come to trust a few people here, you may even find that special someone.

Oh and when you reach 1000 post's (which please you don't have to do in a month), please, please, please don't do that *down on knees begging* you get to pick your very own cool name.

The Wiggling got put there because I do this quite often ... http://www.euronet.nl/users/w_solarz/girlanim.gif As for the rest of it, don't beleive a word you read.

Welcome and have fun, god knows we all do :D
 
Oh, good point, forgot that I can legitemately say I am a virgin... well, at least until my resonably unopinionated self gets her posts in.

And if you believe that resonably unopinionated... Have I got a beaut of a bridge for you!!!

Nicole... Thanks for that, I will have to start thinking up a name, but I promise, ABSOLUTELY not to post 1000 in a month! hehehe

Thanks everyone for the terrific welcome, and I will take everything with a grain of salt (with a wink to Nicole)... of course, I didn't say WHO I'd put the salt on!!! (Having recently seen some of the the lovely hunks in the member gallery. YummmmmmY.)
 
Welcome

Welcome to the board Miss-E, i haven't been here very long either, but i have met some wonderful ppl, and enjoyed the board.

Hope you do the same :)

Oh Yeah....
Did someone say salt...hehe
 
Welcome Miss_E,I have been a member for about a month and it is a blast.So don't worry,let the good times roll.
 
this place is too addictive to do anyhting about

have fun!
(i know I did...)
 
Shila said:
this place is too addictive to do anyhting about

have fun!
(i know I did...)

My family is looking for a twelve step program. But it is fun!
 
Re: Welcome

Roll-One said:

Oh Yeah....
Did someone say salt...hehe

LOL... sure did, you know, that stuff that you ... gasp.. dare I say it..... lick off of people??

Samuari... do I have to enroll if they find a 12-step?? I don't think I am allowed to once I've sent other people to their addictions as well. I think it has something to do with contributing to the deliquency of an adult!! HEHEHE

Ok, you guys with the fun Newbie things... How, how, how... do you make them do that???? I was going to say how do you make the balls roll that way, but I figure that would seriously lead to interesting responses. Don't you appreciate my restraints..er restraint??

So far everyone has been terrific. I think I have found a new home... or at least a group of people who share my oddness! :)
 
Welcome Miss _ E!
If you're interested in the smily icons, go to the top of the page, click on faq and follow the links for smilies.
 
Re: Re: Welcome

Miss_E said:
Ok, you guys with the fun Newbie things... How, how, how... do you make them do that????

The newbie smiles are an animated GIF from Crack's smiles. A link can be found in the FAQ page on smiles near the bottom.

Any smiley that is NOT on the list is placed usining the IMG and /IMG vB code tags.

See the following thread for more info:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=15981
 
Re: Re: Welcome

Miss_E said:
Samuari... do I have to enroll if they find a 12-step?? I don't think I am allowed to once I've sent other people to their addictions as well. I think it has something to do with contributing to the deliquency of an adult!! HEHEHE

Miss E, Most of us happily contribute...music please, pass the plate...

Ok, you guys with the fun Newbie things... How, how, how... do you make them do that???? I was going to say how do you make the balls roll that way, but I figure that would seriously lead to interesting responses. Don't you appreciate my restraints..er restraint??

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=11461
All newbies sould read this thread ALL the way through, and post at the end.



So far everyone has been terrific. I think I have found a new home... or at least a group of people who share my oddness! :)

Wellcome to the aslym, (its realy run by the Marx Brothers.)
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The Asylum??

Samuari said:

Miss E, Most of us happily contribute...music please, pass the plate...

Wellcome to the aslym, (its realy run by the Marx Brothers.)

Samuari, I am digging out contributions as I type! ;)

So if this place is the asylum....or Funny Farm, who gets to be the Head Giggle??

E
 
Re: The Asylum??

Miss_E said:


So if this place is the asylum....or Funny Farm, who gets to be the Head Giggle??

E

Its a taste test: We line ya up an see who tastes da best 'n giggles da bestest... sometimes takes all nite. Got milk? er jest cream?
 
Oh thank goodness... a doctor!

R Nitelight said:
Hello, I'm Doctor Nitelight. I'm here to give you your physical........

Dr. Nitelight, thank heavens you've arrived. Why, I was just going crazy here. I am in need of that physical. Where do you want me? OH wait, maybe that wasn't the best question. What position... no, that's the wrong question too.

What do you mean open my mouth and say "ahhh"??

Wait, Wait, is that instrument certified by the Board of Medicine??!!?? :p
 
Doctor? Hell....

Quack, quack, quack......

Watch our for his protoscope - he uses it on himself and doesn't wash it properly.
 
The Asylum??

Samuari said:
Miss_E said:


So if this place is the asylum....or Funny Farm, who gets to be the Head Giggle??

E

Its a taste test: We line ya up an see who tastes da best 'n giggles da bestest... sometimes takes all nite. Got milk? er jest cream?

Oh no <gasp, shock> you mean there will be the ...dreaded... giggle/taste test??

Oh no, how will I go on? Oh the fear, the pain, the giggles... oh wait, I LIKE that test, never mind.

Do carry on!
 
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