Violent, crushing death

[Mustang Sally]

... to any spiders or other bugs I find in my bedroom. Elsewhere in the house, I'm not too terribly concerned about them, but when I see them in my bedroom, near my bed, I have nightmarish thoughts of them crawling into my mouth, nose or ears.

I just crushed one now. Oh the power of delivering a swift, sudden execution to a creepy-crawly.

 

[Stonedagger]

one simple solution

have me over before bed - hehe - LOL!!!

 

[Mustang Sally]

have me over before bed - hehe - LOL!!!

That might not be good enough. Maybe you should watch over me while I sleep, hmmm?

 

[Stonedagger]

SLEEP

who the hell said anything about sleeping??? LOL!!!

Sorry babe - take the next day off work - you WILL be tired!!

 

[Never]

The average American eats a total of eight spiders a year while sleeping.

High protein..
And nummy too

 

[Weird Harold]

The average American eats a total of eight spiders a year while sleeping.

High protein..
And nummy too

That must be why I'm never hungry in the morning.

 

[Problem Child]

That must be why I'm never hungry in the morning.

Hmmm.. I get Never-hungry sometimes in the morning too.

Other times too.

 

[Mustang Sally]

The average American eats a total of eight spiders a year while sleeping.

Oh, Never, that's not what I wanted to hear right now!! Yikes. I have a problem with that. Eww, eww, ewwwwww.

Since I won't be able to sleep now, Stonedagger, is that a threat or a promise?

 

[Isolde]

The average American eats a total of eight spiders a year while sleeping.

High protein..
And nummy too

EWWWW...just EWWWWWWW!

 

[Stonedagger]

promise

I promise - never a threat in the bedroom!! threats have a way with interferring with good sex!! LOL!!

BTW - nice pic!!!

(saw your profile)

so what time, when and how long you want me to stay??
Oh also - do you want me to cook - you grocery shop - i bring you after sex breakfast in bed!!

 

[Mustang Sally]

Re: promise

so what time, when and how long you want me to stay?? Oh also - do you want me to cook - you grocery shop - i bring you after sex breakfast in bed!!

Wow, you don't get an offer like that every day! (At least *I* don't.) I think I'm swooning.

 

[Stonedagger]

Re: Re: promise

Wow, you don't get an offer like that every day! (At least *I* don't.) I think I'm swooning.

rushes over picks her up - hey do i have to start mouth to mouth??

or do you need to cool off - should I start taking off some clothes?