Viagra for Bewbies

[lovetoread]

How is it that you can get pills to perk up the ole wingdinger, but there is not a pill that perks up the bewbs? Oh there are fake pills around, but not one where you can get a script for them from the DR and have it work.

I would like perkier bewbies with no surgery. If men had to have the penis cut open to perk it up, I am pretty sure that there will be flaccid penii all over the place.

Sexist society is sexist.

 

[lovetoread]

This does not work.

 

[lovetoread]

This does, for awhile

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Your approach is all wrong, your breasts are not the problem, his version of pop reality is.


Serve him more tequila. In his eyes, your tits will perk up quite nicely!

 

[ChinaBandit]

This does, for awhile

http://t2.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRogIaeHLW09Ofvpp7g5e_wD7AlAT-UpW66sodaSMp8WVDlmf431A

This is just ONE of the MANY reasons white men dump western women for Asians.

I would not fuck this with a broom handle...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This chick's ass perked up nicely:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is just ONE of the MANY reasons white men dump western women for Asians.

I would not fuck this with a broom handle...

The problem might actually be that you have little red rings where white women keep touching you with a ten-foot pole...



... *the obligatory* and besides, the Asian girls are already used to little bitty tiny peckers...







BAD A_J! BAD: :caning:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This chick's ass perked up nicely:

LiFeNeArThWiNdAnDfIrE would be all over that...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

LiFeNeArThWiNdAnDfIrE would be all over that...

Yes, he would. He's a fan of the bubble-butt.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

AND he can't deny!

 

[ChinaBandit]

The problem might actually be that you have little red rings where white women keep touching you with a ten-foot pole...



... *the obligatory* and besides, the Asian girls are already used to little bitty tiny peckers...







BAD A_J! BAD: :caning:

What you describe, in it all be a derogatory manner, ends up being a win-win. Smiles all around. Note: I make allowances for lovely Eur-Asian mixes. There is this one particular French-Japanese woman who is the closest thing to a walking orgasim I've ever seen living in our compound.

 

[lovetoread]

Great, now I not only have to worry about non perky bewbs, but also my non perky ass.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You make it sound like some sort of Sci-Fi zoo where you are being bred experimentally...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Great, now I not only have to worry about non perky bewbs, but also my non perky ass.

Perky attitude, lots of salty snacks, tequila and just the right neglige.



Trust me on this one!

 

[ChinaBandit]

Perky attitude, lots of salty snacks, tequila and just the right neglige.



Trust me on this one!

You are full of optimism today. Then again, someone invented alcohol so ugly women could get laid too.

 

[lovetoread]

What you describe, in it all be a derogatory manner, ends up being a win-win. Smiles all around. Note: I make allowances for lovely Eur-Asian mixes. There is this one particular French-Japanese woman who is the closest thing to a walking orgasim I've ever seen living in our compound.

Eurasian as a descriptor is rude. As is Oriental.

Yea I am mixed, I prefer to be described as a redneck Japanese person if one needs to describe me.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Chick magnet:

 

[lovetoread]

I am not only not perky, I am ugly too!

Gonna have to slip the dude some wine or something me thinks.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Eurasian as a descriptor is rude. As is Oriental.

Yea I am mixed, I prefer to be described as a redneck Japanese person if one needs to describe me.

A redneck Japanese? Isn't that Okinawa...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I am not only not perky, I am ugly too!

Gonna have to slip the dude some wine or something me thinks.

That part simply isn't so.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You are full of optimism today. Then again, someone invented alcohol so ugly women could get laid too.

I'm full of something all right.

I am not only not perky, I am ugly too!

Gonna have to slip the dude some wine or something me thinks.

How many times do I HAVE to say that tequila cures everything, even ugly...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That part simply isn't so.

With enough tequila, Randall "Tex" Cobb would do Rue Paul...




:nods:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My Boy Magnets seem to have slipped out.


Damn skimpy tops they sell.​

 

[ChinaBandit]

With enough tequila, Randall "Tex" Cobb would do Rue Paul...




:nods:

That's down right nasty. I'm not so sure it isn't incest either.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm full of something all right.



How many times do I HAVE to say that tequila cures everything, even ugly...

With enough tequila, Randall "Tex" Cobb would do Rue Paul...




:nods:

You should be having quite the collection of empty (tequila) pints by this time.


I think the horned toad found his way into your stash.