Viagra for Bewbies

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's down right nasty. I'm not so sure it isn't incest either.

*chuckle*



Wat, fix your link brother...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You should be having quite the collection of empty (tequila) pints by this time.


I think the horned toad found his way into your stash.

He is all over the place...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The link works here, so . . . I dunno.


Speaking of work, the Stimulus Monster is biting my bum, so off to go . . . in the fucking rain, no less.


Fucking work weasels . . . and damn glad to have them.


You kids have fun.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I shall endeavor to persevere!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Well I'm with Mister Miyagi this round. Canvas belt, JC PENNY, three-ninety-five! Works for me, too. Danielsan it all about balance.

 

[tactful]

Great, now I not only have to worry about non perky bewbs, but also my non perky ass.

Not for nothing, but I'm pretty sure their's a pair of hands out there, just waiting to help you out in both of your problem areas.

 

[hogjack]

Brazilians figured out the Butt Lifts.

Contact them for a breast-lifting referral.

 

[Sean]

 

[John Doe]

How is it that you can get pills to perk up the ole wingdinger, but there is not a pill that perks up the bewbs? Oh there are fake pills around, but not one where you can get a script for them from the DR and have it work.

I would like perkier bewbies with no surgery. If men had to have the penis cut open to perk it up, I am pretty sure that there will be flaccid penii all over the place.

Sexist society is sexist.

It's "penises" or if you're speaking Latin, "penes".

 

[richard_daily]

I am not only not perky, I am ugly too!

Gonna have to slip the dude some wine or something me thinks.

Roofie him.

 

[John Doe]

Oh yeah, and "methinks" is one word. Not two.

 

[neci]

This chick's ass perked up nicely:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/13057_414905758599615_886961460_n.jpg

brazilian butt lift

http://www.locateadoc.com//images/resources/content/brazilian-butt-lift-back-photo-baltimore-560x372.jpg

 

[neci]

Brazilians figured out the Butt Lifts.

Contact them for a breast-lifting referral.

you beat me to it.

 

[Riles]

Just get flipped end for end during crucial moments.

Problem solved.

 

[hogjack]

Just get flipped end for end during crucial moments.

Problem solved.

For the unskilled and uninitiated what are these "crucial moments"?

 

[Riles]

For the unskilled and uninitiated what are these "crucial moments"?

I'll send you an instruction manual.

 

[neci]

I'll send you an instruction manual.

make sure it has pictures.

 

[Riles]

make sure it has pictures.

Shhh. To have it not be pure smut we like to think of them as diagrams.

 

[neci]

Shhh. To have it not be pure smut we like to think of them as diagrams.

careful. he jacks to stick figures.

 

[Riles]

careful. he jacks to stick figures.

I guess I won't be playing hangman with him anytime soon.

 

[neci]

I guess I won't be playing hangman with him anytime soon.

it's tic tac toe you have to really worry about.

 

[hogjack]

This witty repartee is not helping anyone's '"bewbs" in the aforementioned conundrum.

 

[Lancecastor]

How is it that you can get pills to perk up the ole wingdinger, but there is not a pill that perks up the bewbs? Oh there are fake pills around, but not one where you can get a script for them from the DR and have it work.

I would like perkier bewbies with no surgery. If men had to have the penis cut open to perk it up, I am pretty sure that there will be flaccid penii all over the place.

Sexist society is sexist.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y3Pj0xLhay4/T0SMAuekgFI/AAAAAAAACEI/l77Fo3PVr0U/s1600/MarkEdenad.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2007/05/medium_expander051107.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

http://lulusvintage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/26/bosom2_copy.jpg