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Just once, I'd like to score a 4.0 or higher on a contest entry. I guess I fundamentally fail at this.
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Just once, I'd like to score a 4.0 or higher on a contest entry. I guess I fundamentally fail at this.
Some things I know and the rest has been picked up from greybeards who have departed this nirvana:-
- The list of entries gets rotated regularly so no author gets an advantage from their position in the list.
- Every so often, and always before the final result, the powers-that-be do a sweep of the votes to eliminate double voting from the same ISP.
- As I have been told, troll votes are also 'swept' by the Hoover.
From what scouries research has shown in past contests, 135 votes is very high, often stories win with less than 50 votes.
Thanks for the answers elfin and safe_bet![]()
Ok another question (just full of those aren't I!), who/what is scouries?
Honestly, you're better off not knowing.
If curiosity is too much, he has a thread here in the AH, "For serious scholars"where he thankfully stays most of the time.
I would advise just skipping it, though. Some questions are better left unanswered.

*Snerk* Aw come on, he isn't that bad! He writes a lot of stories that are read and enjoyed by a LOT of people (even subtacting the Alt votes he prolly gives himself). If you get into incest stroke stories he is definitely the guy to read.
Having him here is kind of like living next door to Ronald McDonald. Even if he comes over to rant and rave about your dog digging up his petunias, you can't help but be amused by the bright red hair and big floppy shoes, ya know?![]()
Just once, I'd like to score a 4.0 or higher on a contest entry. I guess I fundamentally fail at this.
Nope, I'd say it has more to do with you being in the Survivor contest and a certain someone we all know from there with a new Alt, a pseudo new personality and an axe to grind.
He's suddenly become very interested in contest stories and their relevance to the contest topic, but has discovered that Anonymous is the easiest way to be a complete asshole.
My contest entry posted this morning and has 70 votes already. That may be more than I have ever garnered on any romance I have ever written, even in past contests.
However, the score is not particularly high, nowhere being a contender. I suspect it has been bombed by a few trolls, including THE ONE WHOSE NAME WE DARE NOT SPEAK, BUT WHOM WE ALL KNOW.![]()
I don't know how the hell I'm going to classify mine. It's technically romance, but it's a little whirlwind/spur of the moment compared to most of what's in the category. It's too slow for EC. It's not long enough for N&N.
Suppose I don't have much choice but to go with romance and hope for the best.
Of course, I still have to finish it. If I don't get off my ass, I may not have to worry about what category to put it in.

I'm actually reclining, most of the time. I have a wireless keyboard, and an ancient desk chair that leans back to a pretty flat angle ( salvaged from the remains of the Elementary school after the tornado blew it all over the county )
I seem to visualize better looking through my eyelids at the ceiling than the wall. Weird, I know.
Of course, I also doze off easier, which is all too frequent with as little sleep as I get. Sometimes, that actually helps. The story in my head flows into the half-asleep dream-state and goes somewhere good.
Most of the time, I just lose several minutes and have to start all over again![]()
My contest entry posted this morning and has 70 votes already. That may be more than I have ever garnered on any romance I have ever written, even in past contests.
However, the score is not particularly high, nowhere being a contender. I suspect it has been bombed by a few trolls, including THE ONE WHOSE NAME WE DARE NOT SPEAK, BUT WHOM WE ALL KNOW.![]()

decides it’s your time to win she’ll get MANU
to fix the votes… and then BINGO - YOU’VE ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE 4.93.I don't think I've gotten swept yet; I'm almost sure. My score keeps going down. Comments are at 40. The comments seem stranger than usual for an Erotic coupling story. I think the Loving wives crowd has been reading my story. Here's the latest totals.
The Amish Woman She seemed so different, but was she?
4.38 430 27897 Erotic Couplings (English) 01/20/09 approved
Public Comments: 40


I don't think I've gotten swept yet; I'm almost sure. My score keeps going down. Comments are at 40. The comments seem stranger than usual for an Erotic coupling story. I think the Loving wives crowd has been reading my story. Here's the latest totals.
The Amish Woman She seemed so different, but was she?
4.38 430 27897 Erotic Couplings (English) 01/20/09 approved
Public Comments: 40
When the big Hoover comes through it's hard to tell what direction my score will go in. Kind of like being at an amusement park on a roller coaster. LOL
Good Luck all
with respect
DG Hear![]()
All I can say...
01/26/09 By: Anonymous in USA
...is, "scouries," if I'm giving this story a "0," then your ignorant, chauvinist comment deserves a negative 100. Fuck off.
I decided to write a second story for the contest. In Romance this time. Will be interesting to see how it fares. Submitted it a few minutes ago.
DG![]()