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The Last Place Contest
Rules for Last Place contest.
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Order for coming last:
Lowest voted rating for a genuine attempt at a story multiplied by number of votes if less than 25 divided by 25.
So - if rating is 3.00 but only 12 votes the score would be
3.00 x 12 / 25 = 1.44
If rating is 3.00 but more than 25 votes, the rating stays the same.
I suggest ignoring number of reads except as a tie breaker when least number of reads would *win*.
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Since the 'winner' actually wins nothing, it is pointless to cheat. To enter, all you have to do is declare your rating and votes at the time the real contest is decided.
Participation is entirely voluntary.
Og is banned from entry for life because he finds coming last too easy and is a past multiple winner of last places.
For the last place contest, 1 votes are very valuable and 5s are bombs.
Og (whose decision is final unless you all gang up on me)
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"Please don't just submit a normal story, throwing in a few truffles and a red g-string. That would not be in the spirit of the contest, and readers & voters would probably punish you for your trickiness."
Ok. I'm a good sport and I'll go first with my entries:
4.23 13 2434
4.21 14 2196
Do the math, Og. Not quite sure which one will come out at the bottom, but I know the only place I can go from here is up. I hope.
The contest was fun and I congratulate the real winners, whoever they are. I know who they are, I just don't "know who they are".
Bump for any other claimants to enter for the Authors' Hangout Valentine's Day 2009 Last Place (tm) Contest.
Og
Stand back all of you. I've got Last Place sewed up.
3.78 36 10,410.
Beat that!![]()
Sorry! YoursSINSerely's scores are far lower according to Og's patent formula.
Those ratings are 2.1996 and 2.3576
If there are no other claimants by 1800 Greenwich Mean Time (about 7 hours from now) I'll declare the winner.
Og
